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      08-12-2014, 10:54 AM   #45
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First time I finger banged a chick was my 9th grade year in computer class. She was def. It was awesome. Yes I smelled my finger, and yes it stunk.
Damn, son... Your typing/writing skills must be strong!

The only reason I say that? I tried to go out with a deaf girl once; my hard-of-hearing friend introduced me to one and all it was is passing my Pocket PC (don't hate, it was 2004) back and forth over dinner the entire night.
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      08-12-2014, 10:55 AM   #46
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First time I finger banged a chick was my 9th grade year in computer class. She was def. It was awesome. Yes I smelled my finger, and yes it stunk.
Seems normal...high school girls are just learning how to take care of the cooch.
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Damn, son... Your typing/writing skills must be strong!

The only reason I say that? I tried to go out with a deaf girl once; my hard-of-hearing friend introduced me to one and all it was is passing my Pocket PC (don't hate, it was 2004) back and forth over dinner the entire night.

What can I say, I guess I'm just good with my hands! I actually never really spoke with her at all. I would just meet up with her in random places and mess around from time to time. I got my first HJ from her in a locker room after school one day!
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In a company car in the parking lot at the company Christmas party... with the bosses daughter. Good Christmas bonus!
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In the gondola at Steamboat Springs coming down from a wedding, on a jet ski in a little cove on the lake, in the back seat of her Tahoe in a parking garage (security guy tapped on the window and busted us), and on a head stone in a cemetery next to the girl's house. That last one really weirded me out, but she was crazy so I went along with it.
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These are all quite tame. How about on the wing of an airplane as it's taking off? Or on top of an elevator car? Mid-air during a parachute jump? Or perhaps during a midnight deep see dive at a mile below sealevel?
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      08-20-2014, 01:01 AM   #51
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^Says the guy who probably kept sex as a bed-only activity ... Although sex skydiving does sound fun as fuck.
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      08-20-2014, 08:49 AM   #52
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^Says the guy who probably kept sex as a bed-only activity ... Although sex skydiving does sound fun as fuck.
I'd go as far to say that it's probably impossible to find anyone that has *only* had sex in a bed...
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      08-20-2014, 08:53 AM   #53
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I'd go as far to say that it's probably impossible to find anyone that has *only* had sex in a bed...
I've mostly had sex in a bed. It's very uncomfortable for me to do it anywhere else, she has to force me. I only had sex in my car once! 99% of the time im in a bed or couch at least.

Now if this thread was titled "Craziest place you've done ANY sexual activity" then my list of exotic locations becomes broader lol
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In the bathroom of a plane on the way to Hawaii. Pilot announced over the speakers that the plane was experiencing some turbulence, but it was just us lol.
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Although sex skydiving does sound fun as fuck.
Pull ... PULL PULLL!

No, not pull OUT ... PULL!!!

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Pull ... PULL PULLL!

No, not pull OUT ... PULL!!!

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In the living room on a couch that was across from another couch that her dad was sleeping on.
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exciting...but pretty uncomfortable...cause you know, that shit is slanted 45 degrees.
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UCSD Engineering "house" during school hours exciting...but pretty uncomfortable...cause you know, that shit is slanted 45 degrees.
Wtf?
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Probably will get crap for this...

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A little league baseball field - dugout, home plate, and all bases... (empty no one around) a high school football field bleachers (on and under, weekend no one around), on the side of the road with cars going past on the hood of the truck... In a bank parking lot where we were interrupted by a suspicious cop... A camp ground out in the open in the middle of the day, on the bed of the truck, we were interrupted by people driving past who gave us some pretty crazy looks. All with one girl, she got off on people seeing her getting drilled.

I fingered one girl on the dorm lounge couch (at a private boarding high school), while the dorm head was standing in the doorway talking to us. Was hilarious watching the girl squirm while he was talking to her. I also didn't actually know her name until about 5 minutes afterwards.

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My friend said he banged a girl behind a lecturn in a library study/conference room with all windows.. I don't believe him cuz he's such a dork.

I had a girl sit on me with dress no panties on a public beach in the dark but with quite a lot of ppl walking around.. this old perverted man was staring
Best sex is in public nailing a girl in a skirt .. but u cum too quickly
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I'm not sure anybody has done this, but I own a cemetery and had a bright idea that one day prior to one of our burials (since we open grave a day prior) to do it inside the grave. So yea if you ever get to do it inside of a grave site you have to be very careful because the drop is like 7ft and don't lay down gets kind of dirty.
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I'm not sure anybody has done this, but I own a cemetery and had a bright idea that one day prior to one of our burials (since we open grave a day prior) to do it inside the grave. So yea if you ever get to do it inside of a grave site you have to be very careful because the drop is like 7ft and don't lay down gets kind of dirty.
Great idea for a porn. Grave Banger. 7inches, 7ft under. Burial Facial. Cock Cemetery. That's all I got.
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Cooler of a convenience store, was fun because I could see everybody as they were coming in and out of the store, but they couldn't really see me. The girl insisted that every time we worked together after that, that she we were either going to have sex or she was going to blow me. Let's just say when the owner found out I was spending time with his daughter on the clock he wasn't pleased
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