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      08-07-2014, 08:46 PM   #1
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When/Who Did You Lose Your Virginity To?

Credit this thread to NKC's childhood masturbation memory...

But since we're in off-topic...16 for me, she was the housekeeper at the old cottage we use to go to for family vacations...
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      08-07-2014, 08:48 PM   #2
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      08-07-2014, 09:00 PM   #3
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My wife. On our wedding night. But I digress - I think some of these responses are going to be pretty funny!

Edit: And I don't think I believe John 070's response...?
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      08-07-2014, 09:39 PM   #4
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Nice thread.

A girlfriend (my age) in grade 11 that was with me for 2.5 years. I was basically gone in 6 seconds. Nicholas Cage ain't got shit on me.
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      08-07-2014, 09:40 PM   #5
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Best friend's mom
Your best friend named Stifler?
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      08-07-2014, 10:22 PM   #6
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Your best friend named Stifler?
lmaooooo
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      08-07-2014, 10:29 PM   #7
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I don't believe any of you.. quick, spill the beans

20, 1st gf.. went on for yrs unfortunately
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      08-07-2014, 11:21 PM   #8
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Umm... Mine is embarrassing, but some of you know it when I used my story to cover a point regarding the recent shooting in Santa Barbara. I was socially awkward until I was 25 and attended therapy and had lots of misconceptions cleared up (e.g. a deep rooted paranoia about getting arrested for sexual harassment if I asked [since it happened to a friend], or how to even begin the act (my first time approaching a female I just asked point blank ) therefore...

27, to a business associate. We went out the day before, then after a sleepless night since her friend had an emergency, not to mention her house had construction up the street, she was surviving on very little sleep, so I offered as a friendzoned motherfucker to let her sleep at my place... Then it turned into laying in bed and talking for 5 hours, starting with me chilling on the computer while she's laying down, then cuddling with her... Then it just kinda happened. She asked after a long period of comfortable silence: "What are you thinking right now?" then I reached forward and kissed her, then before you know it she was nibbling my ear, and one thing lead to another. Now 28 and have 4 women under my wing
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Umm... Mine is embarrassing and I kinda covered it to make a point regarding the recent shooting in Santa Barbara. I was socially awkward until I was 25 and attended therapy and had lots of misconceptions cleared up (e.g. a deep rooted paranoia about getting arrested for sexual harassment if I asked [since it happened to a friend], or how to even begin the act (my first time approaching a female I just asked point blank ) therefore...

27, to a business associate. We went out the day before, then after a sleepness night since her friend had an emergency, not to mention her house had construction up the street, she was surviving on very little sleep, so I offered as a friendzoned motherfucker to let her sleep at my place... Then it turned into laying in bed and talking for 5 hours, starting with me chilling on the computer while she's laying down, then cuddling with her... Then it just kinda happened. She asked after a long period of comfortable silence: "What are you thinking right now?" then I reached forward and kissed her, then before you know it she was nibbling my ear, and one thing lead to another. Now 28 and have 4 women under my wing
damn - I put my dick back in my pants after I read "then cuddling with her"...

that made my dick soft...

thanks bruh....
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8th grade. Technically 9th, but we were both held back. I think we were both 15 or so.

Started rocking the boots early
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Fuksake...


damn, random, but I just saw THE hottest chick in a while sitting in my car waiting for food.. a young 20-something in yoga/workout pants with the best ass/legs

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damn - I put my dick back in my pants after I read "then cuddling with her"...

that made my dick soft...

thanks bruh....
I don't know what's there to masturbate to on bimmerpost..


Nefarious, hearby to known as the 26 yr old virgin.. u don't mind bro?
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I don't know what's there to masturbate to on bimmerpost..

Go look at Litos pictures and you'll find a way. If you require a bit more illustration then go look up Billup's magnificent pieces of work spread all over this forum.
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16 years old, some girl I met that night, hanging out at my buddys in the basement watching a movie on the couch. Tucked her other friend in because we were all a wee bit tipsy, and she was a wee bit plastered. She said, wow you're a really sweet guy...., wanna fuck?

Sooooo...., thats that. I jizzed in her hair. I remember her telling her friend her hair was crusty in the morning, so I pretended to still be asleep until they left.
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Sooooo...., thats that. I jizzed in her hair. I remember her telling her friend her hair was crusty in the morning, so I pretended to still be asleep until they left.
that just made my morning. thank you sir hahaha
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I don't know what's there to masturbate to on bimmerpost..
pretty much everything that doesn't involve the word cuddling.....
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damn - I put my dick back in my pants after I read "then cuddling with her"...

that made my dick soft...

thanks bruh....
LOL'D hard.
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that just made my morning. thank you sir hahaha
I'm pretty sure she got a parking ticket for parking too close to a stop sign that morning as well.


I'll never forget that day.
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Ahah some funny stories! I'll share mine, i was 17 and my co workers were 25-30, so they had a couple brazilian girl friends which were the same age as them and a 29yo blond one wanted to jump my bones, and she was like "f*ck me gatinho" and is was like "ok you lead",next day i couldn't even touch my b*lls lol this was back in portugal btw
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Summer between my sophomore and junior year of high school with a girl I thought Id just bang for the summer but ended up with her for 4 years !?
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I was 17 with my first serious girlfriend. She wanted to wait, but I was tired of just getting HJ's, BJ's, and dry humping. Now I'm 25, with 37 women under the belt (college was good to me). I still get my fair share of the ladies though. Gonna try to hit 40 before I settle down. Here is a screen shot of a conversation from one of my recent slam pieces last week. I proceeded to pick her up later that night and let her ride my dick in the passenger seat.
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