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      05-08-2008, 02:55 PM   #1
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Need Help!!!!!

Ok so my school dropped the ball and told me I need one more class to graduate, and I really dont wanna go back for another semester. So i have two choices, take the class or take a test to get out of it.

The class is about Microsoft access and database.


Can anyone give me the important points of access.

Also what is life cycle?

Thanks in advance for any help
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Ok so my school dropped the ball and told me I need one more class to graduate, and I really dont wanna go back for another semester. So i have two choices, take the class or take a test to get out of it.

The class is about Microsoft access and database.


Can anyone give me the important points of access.

Also what is life cycle?

Thanks in advance for any help
Dude, if you know nothing about Access, you really only have one option. Find a seat and sit in class.
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Dude, if you know nothing about Access, you really only have one option. Find a seat and sit in class.
Well i know access...just not sure how much i know
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this should help

"good morning class, we have a new student, everyone say hello to Crimson92"

Ok, enough fun, I think you should take the class as there is a higher chance you might not pass the test if you don't know what life cycle is, it is the model of software development.
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this should help

"good morning class, we have a new student, everyone say hello to Crimson92"

Ok, enought fun, I think you should take the class as there is a higher chance you might not pass the test if you don't know what life cycle is, it is the model of software development.
could you give me a crash course on it..i took access years ago but remember little
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Ok, so I forgot all about the detail of it. But back in the early 80's, I know it as analysis, design, develpment, implementation, and maintenance.

That is not going to be enough for you to pass the test.
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Ok, so I forgot all about the detail of it. But back in the early 80's, I know it as analysis, design, develpment, implementation, and maintenance.

That is not going to be enough for you to pass the test.
oh thats what life cycle is?....damn i knew that...i thought it was called implementation process
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what do you know about the different normal forms, primary key, foreign key, star schema, and snow flakes. Google and I am sure you can memorized all the definitions.
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thank you txusa03

anyone else have anything?
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what do you know about the different normal forms, primary key, foreign key, star schema, and snow flakes. Google and I am sure you can memorized all the definitions.
im googling the last two as we speak
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Google might freshen you up a bit for the test. :O

http://www.bcschools.net/staff/AccessHelp.htm
http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm

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im googling the last two as we speak
So, any luck with the last 2, they are related to datawarehouse which is beyond the scope of access. I guess I got carry away.

seems like some good link for access starter. I don't use access btw.

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http://www.bcschools.net/staff/AccessHelp.htm
http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm

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thanks guys..im feeling a little better...

the things i think theyre gonna ask me is

primary/secondary keys
lifecycle
quieries
forms
relationships
relational databases

any other important aspects?
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thanks guys I passed my two hour test in 15 mins 40/50 not bad considering nothing that i studied for or you guys helped with were on the test LOL...o well i passed im happy
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