Need advice on a birthday gift for my wife...

dreamingat30fps · 11-19-2013, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pimp4cheddar

Will be a major fail...have tried before. Was not well received...she didn't think there was anything exciting about my dick in a box :-(

Someone else's dick in a box perhaps?

Kwando · 11-19-2013, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by F32

A Michael Kors watch is the perfect gift for a 16 year old girl who knows nothing about luxury brands yet.

Sorry, didn't realize we were all brand whores. Ok, go with a ladies Rolex Datejust.

NemesisX · 11-19-2013, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pimp4cheddar

Will be a major fail...have tried before. Was not well received...she didn't think there was anything exciting about my dick in a box :-(

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

mccannable · 11-19-2013, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MidwestGolfBum

That was my plan for last years work Christmas party but hr might have had an issue with it.

F32 · 11-19-2013, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kwando

Sorry, didn't realize we were all brand whores. Ok, go with a ladies Rolex Datejust.

They're married. She should have a Datejust already.

turbolag · 11-19-2013, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MMMCOOKIES335...

^^

oh litos... what would OT be without you.

Whore$t would be ruling the roost.

OT would be dead.

Nkc · 11-19-2013, 09:43 PM

Get her pregnant

NemesisX · 11-19-2013, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Kwando

Sorry, didn't realize we were all brand whores. Ok, go with a ladies Rolex Datejust.

It's a nouveau riche thing.

Templar · 11-20-2013, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by turbolag

Whore$t would be ruling the roost.

OT would be dead.

Damnit, hymen got banned. This place will be a little less fun now...

SilverII · 11-20-2013, 11:06 AM

hitachi massager

kevinbahnz · 11-20-2013, 11:14 AM

Dont forget to post what you've decided on, so I can copy for xmas.

Wakka · 11-20-2013, 12:46 PM

lol seriously, you've been with this girl for 8 years and you cant figure out a present for your wife?

I may be a small dick ****** that plays in star craft tournaments but at least i know how to get people i care about a gift without having to ask a car forum.

Estimating that marriage to last another year, two tops.

grimlock · 11-20-2013, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Templar

Damnit, hymen got banned. This place will be a little less fun now...

grimlock · 11-20-2013, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

I may be a small dick ****** that plays in star craft tournaments but at least i know how to get people i care about a gift without having to ask a car forum.

Estimating that marriage to last another year, two tops.

Wakka · 11-20-2013, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Not really... hes the one who put it out there. I was just making a joke out of it. Plus you already posted that picture in this thread.

Billup · 11-20-2013, 01:39 PM

Have you even considered getting her a fleshlight? I'm surprised that hasn't been mentioned yet....

Maestro · 11-20-2013, 02:57 PM

how about a day at a spa, if she likes those kind of things, it is a gift that usually gives back in spades.

Billup · 11-20-2013, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

how about a day at a spa, if she likes those kind of things, it is a gift that usually gives back in spades.

He mentioned in OP that he thought a Spa day would be a gift from the vagina and not from the heart.

Litos · 11-20-2013, 03:11 PM

send her on one of those free rides on the Bang Bus.......

F32 · 11-20-2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

how about a day at a spa, if she likes those kind of things, it is a gift that usually gives back in spades.

Not the first time this has been mentioned in this thread so it begs the question...don't your women go to a spa on their own regularly? Mine goes every other Friday afternoon like clockwork. Massage, waxing, nails, face, whatever the fuck. Why get her something she does on a regular basis? This can't be out of the norm either since I've known countless women with the same routine.

Same as someone above mentioning dinner. Da fuq?

F32 · 11-20-2013, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

He mentioned in OP that he thought a Spa day would be a gift from the vagina and not from the heart.

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