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      06-08-2007, 01:10 PM   #1
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BMW Haiku

Why Three Three Five i
Did you feel the need to race
F*cking idiot


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      06-08-2007, 01:15 PM   #2
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Hahahahahaahahaha!!!
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I thought it was 5-7-5.. You need to work on the first line..

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"Why 335i" = "Why, three three five eye" = 5

Upset the fanboys?
You know you will pay the price.
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"Why 335i" = "Why, three three five eye" = 5

Upset the fanboys?
You know you will pay the price.
In before the lock.
. Nice...
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Why three thirt y five i = 6!!!

bmw is good
all bmw are good car
but vette is faster



Me, I loves my 325..

I love 325
when is next m3 coming
i save dough for m3
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Why three thirt y five i = 6!!!

bmw is good
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but vette is faster



Me, I loves my 325..

I love 325
when is next m3 coming
i save dough for m3
see updated post...
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you sound like an ESL student

figh dallas
me love you long time

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i save dough for m3
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you sound like an ESL student

figh dallas
me love you long time
that first sentence looks like half the posts I see on this forum...
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yeah, bimmers are cool
but hondas are way cheaper
so i got an S
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I burst out laughing! Good one!
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Too much posting can be bad
Post away Mat sarge
Scott post one thousand
He dreams of being Donny
One day Scott, one day...

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Scott post one thousand
He dreams of being Donny
One day Scott, one day...

Nice job guys! Congrats on 1K Scott!
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