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      10-30-2014, 12:54 PM   #1
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Need a Sugar Mommy?

From Bimmerpost's front page, is it legit?

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      10-30-2014, 12:58 PM   #2
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That blue X5(?) looks fucking sexy!
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      10-30-2014, 01:13 PM   #3
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Hell ya. Need some suga
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      10-30-2014, 01:16 PM   #4
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Well why didn't you click it to find out if it's legit?
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      10-30-2014, 01:21 PM   #5
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Her name is probably "Big Bruce," and she'll definitely take care of you, alright.
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      10-30-2014, 01:29 PM   #6
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Her name is probably "Big Bruce," and she'll definitely take care of you, alright.


You think She'll help me get the new M4?
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      10-30-2014, 01:30 PM   #7
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Post review after finding one
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      10-30-2014, 02:15 PM   #8
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wait...

what?
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      10-30-2014, 02:28 PM   #9
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that targeted advertising - have you been selling your butt on the internet OP?
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      10-30-2014, 03:38 PM   #10
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That is a Google ad sense ad (the blue x is the give away). Technically it puts out ads based on keywords or topics you have Googled before. So obviously the OP is not a stranger in looking for a sugar mamma. Shit just doesn't pop out of think air. Google put some logic behind their marketing that's how they make money....
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      10-30-2014, 07:29 PM   #11
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that targeted advertising - have you been selling your butt on the internet OP?
No and the only thing i recently googled with "butt" in it , was a search for a cream to get rid of the tiny pimples like, i have on my butt cheeks, they look lile "goose bumps".
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Op wtf are you googling at nights? I only get BMW tuning part adds and occasional offering for a dating service. Google is sure I'm gay.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-30-2014, 07:44 PM   #13
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The other one i get a lot is Tire Rack.
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      10-30-2014, 08:00 PM   #14
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Haha op...busted by Google.
All I see are ads for warranty and an e38 instrument cluster.

Maybe you searched for rubber and also for racks and thought you wanted the suga
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No and the only thing i recently googled with "butt" in it , was a search for a cream to get rid of the tiny pimples like, i have on my butt cheeks, they look lile "goose bumps".
I get asian singles and shorts from amazon - thank you I have like 20pair already lol
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Google is sure I'm gUy.
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Tighten up your search to MILF. With Sugar Mommy, it sounds like you got mommy issues and will tap anything to get what you want aka Mama June. Show some respect for yourself.
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