Ford Focus for sale... can't afford not to buy this for new drivers!!

sneaks · 07-15-2009, 04:12 PM

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1262801042.html

Great idea!

The__J__Factor · 07-15-2009, 04:21 PM

Hahaha
How does a Focus not come with power windows or air con or thought that is standard.

Ad agencies around the world must be trying to get this guy to work on their campaigns.

EINSER M · 07-15-2009, 04:59 PM

that post was hilarious.

backtoreality15 · 07-15-2009, 05:02 PM

Funniest ad post in a while.

ben14142001 · 07-15-2009, 05:06 PM

Awesome, that guy rocks.

ak335 · 07-15-2009, 05:07 PM

looooool, that was hilarious

lib · 07-15-2009, 05:09 PM

After that buildup I didn't care it doesn't have A/C in Plano, TX... Even if it is ~100 outside right now. By the time I got to that point I was thinking "damn right, let the kid suffer."

TK-421 · 07-15-2009, 06:42 PM

Lol at the last sentance

jopa489 · 07-15-2009, 07:49 PM

Just awesome..

gonzo · 07-16-2009, 06:21 AM

Actually very convincing to the points.

The *** part does not help him though. IMO. May be crossing the funny and honest line. For some dads especially.

edit: New feature on the forum. I type what the ad calls the guy who buys the car and it is shown as ***.

blue2fire · 07-16-2009, 07:23 AM

I would never buy (or want to meet) a guy that sounds like that.

Scorpion · 07-16-2009, 08:27 AM

"It's a 4-door, so your kid won't try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you'd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this."

LMAO

Ender514 · 07-16-2009, 08:35 AM

ha! thats pretty funny.

LI E90 · 07-16-2009, 10:23 AM

very creative ad

thanks for sharing

rawedge2 · 07-16-2009, 11:01 AM

It'll bring a smile to your face too, to know he's rolling around looking like a f-aggo-t in a Ford Focus

lol!

Ender514 · 07-16-2009, 08:10 PM

damn, it was removed

shipill · 07-16-2009, 11:25 PM

shit "This posting has been flagged for removal"

07-15-2009, 04:12 PM	#1
sneaks Lieutenant 17 Rep 431 Posts Drives: '08 335xi Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: 24 Sussex iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 335xi [0.00]	Ford Focus for sale... can't afford not to buy this for new drivers!! http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1262801042.html Great idea!
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The__J__Factor Major 88 Rep 1,090 Posts Drives: ///M Coupe Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Gold Coast, Australia iTrader: (0)	Hahaha How does a Focus not come with power windows or air con or thought that is standard. Ad agencies around the world must be trying to get this guy to work on their campaigns. __________________ 135i N54 manual MR-S with a 2zz swap and mods Sold EVO X MR - Phantom Black - Ti Exhaust - Ti UICP - AQM Intake - Sold Z4 M Coupe - H&R - RE Diablo - RPi - Tekarbon - Sold
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lib Major 141 Rep 1,401 Posts Drives: <This space for rent> Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: ATX iTrader: (0)	After that buildup I didn't care it doesn't have A/C in Plano, TX... Even if it is ~100 outside right now. By the time I got to that point I was thinking "damn right, let the kid suffer."
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07-16-2009, 06:21 AM	#10
gonzo Lieutenant General 10206 Rep 14,400 Posts Drives: as many as possible Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TeXXXas iTrader: (0)	Actually very convincing to the points. The * part does not help him though. IMO. May be crossing the funny and honest line. For some dads especially. edit: New feature on the forum. I type what the ad calls the guy who buys the car and it is shown as *.
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07-16-2009, 08:27 AM	#12
Scorpion Major 164 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	"It's a 4-door, so your kid won't try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you'd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this." LMAO
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07-16-2009, 08:35 AM	#13
Ender514 General 228 Rep 20,998 Posts Drives: 2009 E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Philly iTrader: (0)	ha! thats pretty funny. __________________ 09' E92 335i \| 6MT \| Montego Blue \| Black Dakota Leather \| Dark Burl Walnut \| Premium \| Sport \| Cold Weather \| Nav \| Sirius \| Comfort Access \| iPod and USB adapter
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LI E90 Colonel 131 Rep 2,086 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Long Island iTrader: (2)	very creative ad thanks for sharing __________________ 2013 MB C300 4matic 2014 Ford Explorer Ltd 1973 Jeep Commando
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07-16-2009, 11:25 PM	#17
shipill Major 412 Rep 1,287 Posts Drives: Macan S Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (7)	shit "This posting has been flagged for removal"
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