Man gets caught doing the naughty with a ....

BMW_TT · 03-31-2008, 03:31 PM

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/s...storyid=105778

TheLegacy · 03-31-2008, 03:33 PM

i felt like i lost brain cells reading that

DUMB

period

TahBOSS · 03-31-2008, 03:36 PM

PICNIC TABLE

!Xoible · 03-31-2008, 03:37 PM

ADHD · 03-31-2008, 03:40 PM

how do u fuck a picnic table???

Kitz · 03-31-2008, 03:42 PM

i dont get it..how to have sex with a table..lol

!Xoible · 03-31-2008, 03:49 PM

it's a metal one too! im thinking it's one of these with little 1/4 of an inch holes you find in public parks and shopping plazas

shiggy · 03-31-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitz

i dont get it..how to have sex with a table..lol

just when you thought it was safe to put out your summer lawn furniture.....
i would assume its the hole in the middle for the umbrella....

DM1 · 03-31-2008, 04:08 PM

WTF!

Maestro · 03-31-2008, 04:48 PM

he was screwing the hole in the middle where the umbrella would go

Year's_End · 03-31-2008, 04:51 PM

How is that even pleasurable?

Ru$$ell · 03-31-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

How is that even pleasurable?

better question as stated before,how is that even possible?

Seanross · 03-31-2008, 06:18 PM

Its his damn picnic table, I dont see the problem here

He coulda been worse, like a child predator or something...

flyer333 · 03-31-2008, 07:01 PM

WTF?? why didnt he just hire a escort?

Year's_End · 03-31-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanross

Its his damn picnic table, I dont see the problem here

He coulda been worse, like a child predator or something...

You don't think that the idea of someone fucking a table is a little uh...strange?

TheLegacy · 03-31-2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitz

i dont get it..how to have sex with a table..lol

Simple by sticking a pole in another pole. LOL

but isn't this just odd as hell, like who the fuck made the DVDs of him?

Couch · 03-31-2008, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

You don't think that the idea of someone fucking a table is a little uh...strange?

Strange. FUCK YES IT'S STRANGE!

But why arrest him for it? Even if it was outside.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Simple by sticking a pole in another pole. LOL

but isn't this just odd as hell, like who the fuck made the DVDs of him?

That's even more bizarre. It's like his neighbors were stalking him.

Seanross · 04-01-2008, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

You don't think that the idea of someone fucking a table is a little uh...strange?

Heck yea its strange, but who's worse, him screwin his table, or the people who watched enough times to make 3 dvds of it and then call the police.

Year's_End · 04-01-2008, 08:27 AM

lol you do have a point

TurboFan · 04-01-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanross

Its his damn picnic table, I dont see the problem here

He coulda been worse, like a child predator or something...

WTF is up with the neighbor making DVD's of this shit? Did I miss something here??? It's bad enough the guy's balling a picnic table, but who's the jackass taking a VIDEO of this?????

As long as he's not screwing MY picnic table, I really don't have a problem with it. If he turns out to be a serial picnic table rapist, maybe they can lock him in the padded room.

Kensta335 · 04-01-2008, 10:54 AM

Damn there are some sickos out there. A couple weeks ago there was an 18 year old that raped a 5 month old baby and now this.

335i4u2nv · 04-01-2008, 11:00 AM

i wonder if he lubed!

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