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      06-18-2007, 02:34 PM   #1
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Sleep RAPE?????

ok don't know if this has happend to anyone. It's happened to me more than 4 times i think.

I'm sleeping minding my own business with my girl next to me... Everything is all good. Next thing you know i "think" i'm dreaming about sex... then i open my eyes, and just start ... you know intercourse with my girl while she is sleeping... Then she wakes up half way in it... then once i'm done, i go to sleep...????

WTF????? yo is this normal.. It's like i have no control.... Seriously sometimes i open my eyes when i'm seconds from getting it on...

So anyway next morning i ask my girl if she realized what we did and she laughes and says, "yeah you raped me"... and i'm like wtf???

She's like it's ok though i like it. But you see that's not the point. Is this normal... This last time i couldn't stop laughing because it was funny yet weird. My girl says..."i was sleeping and all i could remember is waking up and BAMMM... etc.....(censored)" then she laughes and says it's funny. But i find that shit weird how i don't plan it, it's like a zombie. Instead of sleep walking... sleepsexing.

ever happen to anyone else? like half wake and just go for it?
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      06-18-2007, 02:39 PM   #2
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ive nver had sex with a girl while she was asleep, thats kinda creepy, but i certainly have woken up to a blowjob. and that was amazing.
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      06-18-2007, 02:44 PM   #3
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Wow... I would hate to be your room mate.
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that usually happens in the early mornings when im awake and shez asleep.

in ur case, weird... and btw, u r one kinky doooood
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ive nver had sex with a girl while she was asleep, thats kinda creepy, but i certainly have woken up to a blowjob. and that was amazing.
LOl i know it freaks me out... wonder what the hell is wrong with me
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      06-18-2007, 02:53 PM   #6
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Do you own a cat or a dog that sleeps with you?
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Wow... I would hate to be your room mate.
wait wait, i wouldn't do this to a guy... obviously their would never be another man in the same bed as me, and I'm 100% straight...

It's never happend to me but it's been happening to me lately.
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Do you own a cat or a dog that sleeps with you?

whow whow whow... what does cat or dog have anything to do with this???

And yes i own a lab but he does NOT sleep with me

This only happens when my girl is sleeping next to me. I would wake up and that would happen.
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whow whow whow... what does cat or dog have anything to do with this???

And yes i own a lab but he does NOT sleep with me

This only happens when my girl is sleeping next to me. I would wake up and that would happen.
You need to test this a little more.
Make her sleep in another room.
Let's see if you sleepwalk to do her.

If you do, it might mean you just hump whatever is close by (while sleeping of course)
If you don't, then male roomates are safe.

Next thing, you might have to strap yourself to the bed somehow.
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You need to test this a little more.
Make her sleep in another room.
Let's see if you sleepwalk to do her.

If you do, it might mean you just hump whatever is close by (while sleeping of course)
If you don't, then male roomates are safe.

Next thing, you might have to strap yourself to the bed somehow.

"if you don't, then male roomates are safe"

No man, this only happens sometimes when she sleeps over. The nights she doesn't sleep over it doesn't happen. It's weird, it's like i get in the mood when i sleep when she's next to me...

ARE you serious this happens to nobody else??? Ohh shiet.. their IS something wrong with me?!?!? it only happened 3 or 4 times in the whole 2 years i've been with my girl when she is sleeping over.
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      06-18-2007, 03:26 PM   #12
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Do you own a cat or a dog that sleeps with you?
I hope not.
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I'm sleeping minding my own business with my girl next to me... Everything is all good. Next thing you know i "think" i'm dreaming about sex... then i open my eyes, and just start ... you know intercourse with my girl while she is sleeping... Then she wakes up half way in it... then once i'm done, i go to sleep...????
Thats some crazy shit...

So is your girl on birth control or do you sleepwalk across the room to get a condom right before you sleep-pork her?
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ARE you serious this happens to nobody else??? Ohh shiet.. their IS something wrong with me?!?!? it only happened 3 or 4 times in the whole 2 years i've been with my girl when she is sleeping over.
When my college gf came over to spend the night, I would just wake up in the middle of the night and get on her. But I was wide awake.
Do not recall any "while sleeping" action.

You're fine. you're just not enjoying it as much since you are like 90% asleep.
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your fine.... i get hard off of my car more than my girl. if anyone has issues, its me and not you. you just have a healthy sexual appitite! and theres nothing wrong with that. just, go to sleep with a condom slapped to the tip of ur glock. so wehn it gets hard it slips on for itself. usually works!

heh. video tape your sleeping and send us the vid.... ill be the judge aahahahahahaha
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I don't know man. This sh-t would freak me out. It wouldn't shock me to see you in somebodies kitchen in the near future having an awkward conversation with Chris Hanson of Datline NBC either...
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Wow... I would hate to be your room mate.
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      06-18-2007, 05:05 PM   #18
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I actually read about this somewhere. Do a google search. It's becoming a common sleep abnormaloty(sp?). Since our society is becoming so over-sexed(I wish for me haha), men and women are beginning to show these same symptoms. Kinda like sleepwalking, people hit their partners in their sleep; like full on clock your bitch in the jaw.

I'd read around, you can't be the only guy in the whole world with this problem. Also maybe go see a phychiatrist or sleep specialist. Or just keep it up it your chick digs it LOL.
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Ok no offense to anyone on this thread, but if you have sex with a girl and she doesnt wake up then you are doing something totally wrong. I mean how does she not feel anything?????
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      06-18-2007, 05:22 PM   #20
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Happened to me once (the giving, not the receiving just to be clear). She's my wife now so it must have been OK.
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      06-18-2007, 05:28 PM   #21
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i fell asleep getting head or durring sex, i was increddibly trashed...
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lol never happened hear
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