[Litos]

Originally Posted by Nkc

So I went ahead and followed Litos' advice and picked up a bag of my baby's wipes and went experimenting for the first time.

we just use the normal Huggies from Target.

my kids are 7 and 4, so we stopped using Baby Wipes to clean them for about 2 years, but we still use them

I even get the ones with the "zip-lock". they just sit there next to the toilet.

p.s.
just to be very clear - I NEVER use the baby wipes FIRST. I've never tried to wipe a ton of shit with the baby wipe first, I think it would be messy.

I wipe with Charmin to get most of the shit out, then I go back and scrub with the baby wipe. then I go back and dry it up with more Charmin.

#teachmehowtowipe

[Billup]

Anyone else here successfully complete a no-wipe?

[F1Venom]

Wtf... I'd resort to napkins and newspaper if I was so afraid of wasting toilet paper.

[Nkc]

Time to go shopping for septic safe wipes.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by Billup

Anyone else here successfully complete a no-wipe?

I've never tried it, but there are instances after I wiped where I said "pffft, I just wasted some toilet paper, how the fuck is my ass hole so clean after that dump !?!?"

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Litos

I've never tried it, but there are instances after I wiped where I said "pffft, I just wasted some toilet paper, how the fuck is my ass hole so clean after that dump !?!?"

I had this feeling yesterday which is why I brought it up.

It was the most solid, smooth flowing dookie that has ever escaped my anus cavity. I wiped, but there was no evidence on scene.

The worst part is when you can't even rely on your SO to come look and share the excitement of a no-wipe.

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

I have a friend who was an officer in the NAVY. He said on his carrier, they were rationed tee pee every week, I forget the amount, maybe 2 rolls?

Anyway, he said to not run out of tee pee before the next ration, he would use 3-4 sheets of teepee, and stick his middle finger through the middle of the squares which were placed on top of each other. Then he would dig into his ass, scraping up as much poop as possible, and then close the squares on his finger, tightly, then drag it off his finger and into the toilet. He would wash his hands after of course, but he claimed he and others could ration their toilet paper much more efficiently using that "wipe" method.

Two rolls a week is more than enough to negate the need for "digital" cleaning...

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

Two rolls a week is more than enough to negate the need for "digital" cleaning...

Yeah I thought so too, but he explained the rolls the Navy used back then weren't the fluffy double-rolls of Charmin that you probably use on your behind today.

[Wakka]

Holy thread revival batman! this thread is disgusting let it die again.

[Maddict3]

Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

I have never been to your house/apt, but I know it smells like shit!

lmfao!

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Yeah I thought so too, but he explained the rolls the Navy used back then weren't the fluffy double-rolls of Charmin that you probably use on your behind today.

I use Scottissue and am going to put it to the test.

[DSB335d]

Originally Posted by Billup

I had this feeling yesterday which is why I brought it up.

It was the most solid, smooth flowing dookie that has ever escaped my anus cavity. I wiped, but there was no evidence on scene.

The worst part is when you can't even rely on your SO to come look and share the excitement of a no-wipe.

Lol!! That's funny.

Years ago I remember someone made a list describing all the different types of shit; the one you described would be the ghost shit. Obviously there was something there... Wipe... Nothing. Lol

[wuzupfoo]

Neither... im pretty partial to the "damp hand"

[kmarei]

make sure you get the flushable wipes

because if you over do it and use like 3 or 4 wipes
the unfishable wipes will just sit there, blocking your drain
flushable means if you let them me, they eventually dissolve

[Litos]

Originally Posted by kmarei

if you over do it and use like 3 or 4 wipes

that's waaaaay excessive - unless your shitting on your floor and smearing it on the walls.....

[Templar]

I am in a period of hard running for 4-5 miles per morning every morning. I noticed when I run harder, my dookie tends to be a bit loose, requiring a more thorough cleaning.

Ran out of wipes today

[dvk92]

Ever had the thought that you just wasted 4 minutes of your life?

After reading some of this thread, just did....hope to hell it's not my last 4 minutes on earth.

Good god, people.....really!?!?

[upstatedoc]

I gotta get my 5 year old in on this thread. He loves talking about his poops, farting, peeing, etc...

[DSB335d]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit

[schoy]

https://www.cottonelle.com/products/...le-moist-wipes

[stylinexpat]

Originally Posted by iBoost

I throw it in the trash can my gf thinks its gross. Yet, she'll throw her bloody pads in there and thats okay.

BTW: i dont think any toilet can handle all the paper i use to wipe with my massive dumps, it'll always get clogged


Just curious what you guys are used to...

One of the most disgusting things is people who just wipe without washing. If you wash/rinse properly that tissue should not have any or much shi*t on it. Usually nothing on it as all is rinsed away. Best to have a proper water hose with a shower type head on it. Mine is from Germany so the tissue in my trash can is clean tissue.

[Vic311]

This forum has reached a new low