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05-05-2006, 12:25 AM | #1 |
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Stripper/BMW joke NWS
Stripper goes up to a potential customer in the club and says "hi my name is Mercedes, but my real name is BMW."
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05-05-2006, 09:04 AM | #3 |
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hi, I'm a Mercedes...
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02-15-2007, 02:04 PM | #7 |
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im so confused right now, what the hell is he talking about
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02-25-2007, 09:56 AM | #9 |
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i got it........what the stripper is trying to say is:
her name is Mercedes.......pay 1 get 1 lapdance........ but if you call her by real name, BMW......pay 1 get 2 lapdances.
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02-25-2007, 08:32 PM | #10 |
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02-26-2007, 12:45 AM | #13 |
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04-24-2007, 09:50 PM | #19 |
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LMAO, it is funy to see you guys so interested in what the joke really means hahahaa, those pictures are so funny!
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05-03-2007, 08:38 PM | #22 |
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Ok i think its making fun a MB but i not sure
...or a MB trying to be a BMW????? ...or .... oh screw this i cant believe I'm wasting my time a joke that probably isnt even funny cause if it was i would be laughing right now.
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