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      05-05-2006, 12:25 AM   #1
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Stripper/BMW joke NWS

Stripper goes up to a potential customer in the club and says "hi my name is Mercedes, but my real name is BMW."

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I dont get it
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      05-05-2006, 09:04 AM   #3
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hi, I'm a Mercedes...
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why is this NWS?
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      05-05-2006, 01:19 PM   #5
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why is this NWS?
cuz, he is probably sniffing some unknown substances...
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      05-05-2006, 01:43 PM   #6
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Is this like that porcupine joke, because I've already heard that one....























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      02-15-2007, 02:04 PM   #7
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im so confused right now, what the hell is he talking about
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      02-25-2007, 09:32 AM   #8
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this is messing w/ my high jkjkkjkkkjk boo this one sucked
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i got it........what the stripper is trying to say is:

her name is Mercedes.......pay 1 get 1 lapdance........

but if you call her by real name, BMW......pay 1 get 2 lapdances.
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im so confused right now, what the hell is he talking about
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Stripper goes up to a potential customer in the club and says "hi my name is Mercedes, but my real name is BMW."

It is a Scientology joke!!!! duh!!
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      02-25-2007, 11:31 PM   #12
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ummm...
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lol oh man
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LOL... The responses to the OP are the ebst part... LOL.
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i got it........what the stripper is trying to say is:

her name is Mercedes.......pay 1 get 1 lapdance........

but if you call her by real name, BMW......pay 1 get 2 lapdances.
i htink more explanation is needed
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      04-24-2007, 09:50 PM   #19
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LMAO, it is funy to see you guys so interested in what the joke really means hahahaa, those pictures are so funny!
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WHERE THE F&%$ CAN I GET THIS HAT!?!?!? IT'S AWESOME!!
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dude.... that sponegbob picture.... just gross
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Ok i think its making fun a MB but i not sure
...or a MB trying to be a BMW?????
...or .... oh screw this i cant believe I'm wasting my time a joke that probably isnt even funny cause if it was i would be laughing right now.
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