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| 05-23-2008, 02:07 PM | #1 |
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Marriage joke---
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and always will! Wife - Have you ever cheated on me? Husband - No! Why are you even asking? Wife - Will you kiss me? Husband - Every chance I get! Wife - Will you hit me? Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Wife - Can I trust you? Husband - Yes. Wife - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
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| 05-23-2008, 02:44 PM | #2 |
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| 05-24-2008, 10:59 AM | #3 | |
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lol
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| 05-28-2008, 07:04 PM | #9 |
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Oh, John. Let's not park here.
Oh, John. Let's not park. Oh, John. Let's not. Oh, John. Let's. Oh, John! Oh!
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| 05-30-2008, 01:40 PM | #10 |
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nice one ahah
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| 06-01-2008, 11:08 PM | #11 |
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| 06-11-2008, 04:33 PM | #15 |
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hahaha
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| 06-25-2008, 01:58 AM | #18 |
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BEFORE MARRIAGE:
wife - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! husband - Do you want me to leave? wife - No! Don't even think about it. husband - Do you love me? wife - Of course! Always have and always will! husband - Have you ever cheated on me? wife- No! Why are you even asking? husband - Will you kiss me? wife - Every chance I get! husband - Will you hit me? wife - Hell no! Are you crazy?! husband - Can I trust you? wife - Yes. husband - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top. hehehehehehehehehehe minor changes |
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| 06-28-2008, 07:48 PM | #19 |
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ahahahaha....some funny shit!!
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| 06-29-2008, 01:25 AM | #20 |
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AhhHahahahaha
Ha ddamn I LOL for a while on that one |
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| 06-30-2008, 03:20 AM | #22 |
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yeah...i think women are bigger cheaters than men.
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