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      10-23-2008, 01:47 PM   #1
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Who here has gotten a "Blumpkin"???

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin
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      10-23-2008, 01:51 PM   #2
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So how's the Jet's D gonna do this week? I'm starting em
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      10-23-2008, 01:59 PM   #3
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      10-23-2008, 02:01 PM   #4
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So how's the Jet's D gonna do this week? I'm starting em
KC's is horrendous. Hopefully quite well.
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      10-23-2008, 02:08 PM   #5
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didnt this word originate from harold & kumar 2?
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      10-23-2008, 02:13 PM   #6
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      10-23-2008, 02:25 PM   #7
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no way. i don't want to be disturbed while having my morning constitutions. that is private time for me to reflect on the upcoming day
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      10-23-2008, 02:46 PM   #8
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no way. i don't want to be disturbed while having my morning constitutions. that is private time for me to reflect on the upcoming day
But why not have some chick swallow a bunch of your kids at the same time and kill 2 birds with one stone?
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But why not have some chick swallow a bunch of your kids at the same time and kill 2 birds with one stone?
i have trouble doing more one thing at once? also, i don't think there is a woman in this land that wants to be in the same room as me when i make dirty bombs.
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i have trouble doing more one thing at once? also, i don't think there is a woman in this land that wants to be in the same room as me when i make dirty bombs.
So I think 71 (69 + 2 fingers up the ass) is out of question for you also
Remember, us men don't just take a simple dump. We set off alarms and fire sprinklers
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      10-23-2008, 03:00 PM   #11
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Gives new meaning the term Dirty Girl.
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So I think 71 (69 + 2 fingers up the ass) is out of question for you also
definitely out of the question. that is an exit only on me. her, different story.

i've been privileged enough to partake in a few threesomes in my day, but i find it extremely frustrating trying to deal with girl B while girl A is busy doing the business. there's only so much you can do with one member to please 2 women. 1 woman is optimal for me, that way i can take my sweet time and be thorough. it's that damn ADD thing

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Remember, us men don't just take a simple dump. We set off alarms and fire sprinklers
no kidding. and what blows my mind away is how women can hide it so well. they'll be in and out in the time it takes to pee without any odor.
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Gross, no, and please never. The girl would probably choke to death on my toxic fumes.
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i've been privileged enough to partake in a few threesomes in my day
Story?
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Story?
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i actually have some pictures from one, but they won't ever be seeing teh interwebz
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KC's is horrendous. Hopefully quite well.
yo im a season tix holder...if they lose u wanna buy them? lol...im still VERY frustrated from losing to jamarcus whale and the raiders...we better beat herm or i quit being a jet fan since i only been one for 20 years
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yo im a season tix holder...if they lose u wanna buy them? lol...im still VERY frustrated from losing to jamarcus whale and the raiders...we better beat herm or i quit being a jet fan since i only been one for 20 years

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Remember, us men don't just take a simple dump. We set off alarms and fire sprinklers


That's the truth. But I was thinking, to top it off, read the paper, magazine, play gameboy, whatever you do while you take a shit while getting sucked off.

That would really top it off.
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