Ask an asian

mpimping · 11-18-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

why do asians have small dicks? - im hoping this is a repost!

u like looking at dicks?

!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

u like looking at dicks?

asian ones yes, makes me feel good about myself... black ones.. no makes me

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

asian ones yes, makes me feel good about myself... black ones.. no makes me

hey, that is an inaccurate stereotype.....

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Average penis length

A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches), but this kind of precise measurement is rather valueless. Many factors can cause a temporary shrinkage of two inches or more, for instance cold weather or going swimming, so you needn't worry if you happen to fall short of the average figure.

Of course, it's true that some men have big penises and some have smaller ones, just as some men have small feet and some have big feet, but the measurement is not - repeat not - an index of virility.

Most people think that a tall man will usually have a large penis, but this is not entirely true. The distinguished American researchers Masters and Johnson measured the penile lengths of more than 300 men.

* The largest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man who was 5' 7" tall (170 cm).

* The smallest penis measured 6cm (2.25 inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built man of 5' 11" (180cm).

It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.

Average size of erections

We've talked about the length of the penis in its ordinary non-erect state, but how long should it be when it's erect?

Interestingly, most penises are very much the same size when erect.

* The man whose non-erect penis is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement.

* The man whose non-erect penis is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase.

* This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).

So you can see that even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped' in the shower room.

mpimping · 11-18-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

asian ones yes, makes me feel good about myself... black ones.. no makes me

at least you didn't choke and could sit down the next day...

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

at least you didn't choke and could sit down the next day...

?? choking on dicks??? wtf

(no homo!)

!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

hey, that is an inaccurate stereotype.....

when i took homosexuality... i mean human sexuality class the professor said those stereo types are completely myths and invalid, etc.

but then 5 out of 7 chicks i dated said it was bullshit, asian dicks are either too short, or too thin. the other 2 chicks were virgins. serious.

i still think it's BS, but idk man.. hard to imagine asians with a big cock... just dont fit the stereo types.

and my final argument is, i think stereo types are very true. if they werent so fucking true they wouldnt be so funny! u dont see me go ape shit when people say im a terr0rist

!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

at least you didn't choke and could sit down the next day...

what the fuck man? im sorry to hear that bro! i hope ur feeling better now

mpimping · 11-18-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

when i took homosexuality... i mean human sexuality class the professor said those stereo types are completely myths and invalid, etc.

but then 5 out of 7 chicks i dated said it was bullshit, asian dicks are either too short, or too thin. the other 2 chicks were virgins. serious.

i still think it's BS, but idk man.. hard to imagine asians with a big cock... just dont fit the stereo types.

and my final argument is, i think stereo types are very true. if they werent so fucking true they wouldnt be so funny! u dont see me go ape shit when people say im a terr0rist

u took homosexuality

haha

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!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

u took homosexuality

haha

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i need to know how my enemies think

that's also why im taking farsi classes... which is more gay

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

when i took homosexuality... i mean human sexuality class the professor said those stereo types are completely myths and invalid, etc.

but then 5 out of 7 chicks i dated said it was bullshit, asian dicks are either too short, or too thin. the other 2 chicks were virgins. serious.

i still think it's BS, but idk man.. hard to imagine asians with a big cock... just dont fit the stereo types.

and my final argument is, i think stereo types are very true. if they werent so fucking true they wouldnt be so funny! u dont see me go ape shit when people say im a terr0rist

lol I guess I don't fit in the norm for Asians then

(no homo)

or the whole you're a terrorist...

saala koota!

!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

lol I guess I don't fit in the norm for Asians then

(no homo)

or the whole you're a terrorist...

saleh koota!

saleh koota? putang ina mo

jk

kronzprinz · 11-18-2008, 05:54 PM

English please...

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

saleh koota? putang ina mo

jk

lol, didn't understand that

Rick · 11-18-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

saleh koota? putang ina mo

jk

uhhray bhen chod, tumharah lhund IHOP sausage se bhee chotha hai.

!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rickc

uhhray bhen chod, tumharah lhund IHOP sausage se bhee chotha hai.

google told me it was indian, but i was confused i didnt see 7 11 in there

!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

lol, didn't understand that

i didnt understand what u said either!

Rick · 11-18-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

google told me it was indian, but i was confused i didnt see 7 11 in there

<indian accent>
would you like a slurpee with your beef jerky?
</indian accent>

!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rickc

<indian accent>
would you like a slurpee with your beef jerky?
</indian accent>

you dont have to use the <indian accent> tag. remember, im fobby enough to read with an accent. plus, i actually read all ur posts with a thick indian accent anyway

Rick · 11-18-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

you dont have to use the <indian accent> tag. remember, im fobby enough to read with an accent. plus, i actually read all ur posts with a thick indian accent anyway

That's cool man, I only read your posts while watching "United 93" for maximum effect.

mpimping · 11-18-2008, 06:22 PM

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!Xoible · 11-18-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rickc

That's cool man, I only read your posts while watching "United 93" for maximum effect.

endofanera7 · 11-18-2008, 06:35 PM

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