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      12-11-2014, 09:29 PM   #89
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Won't be the last time either lol



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^ Even the geezer got a tad bit of excitement from that statement
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I was as blond as they come, apparently turning into a brunette here with the sun and the water, and I should say this isn't just a blond thing, I think we women have changed a lot in the last few decades. Still, we kind of get a lot handed to us, so if you meet a smart one that hasn't been spoiled, go for it. Those are rare.
Yup. Most of my bosses were female.
No can't do. I am happily married. (if you recall renting a boat for in-laws in WA talk)
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Yup. Most of my bosses were female.
No can't do. I am happily married. (if you recall renting a boat for in-laws in WA talk)
Mother coming in 7 days. did you ever find a boat to hire?
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Mother coming in 7 days. did you ever find a boat to hire?
I know you just typed mother, but I want to be clear.
Mother-in-Law or Mother?

My inlaws were suppose to come to CO around OCT before they go to Seattle, but it got cancelled. My mom got much nicer to us after we gave her our MB W204 as a 1 time gift. Buying a peace with a car sure does work well.

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I know you just typed mother, but I want to be clear.
Mother-in-Law or Mother?

My inlaws were suppose to come to CO around OCT before they go to Seattle, but it got cancelled. My mom got much nicer to us after we gave her our MB W204 as a 1 time gift. Buying a peace with a car sure does work well.

<---her face
My mum. and my brother.

They told me they were coming and told me they'd appreciate if they could have their own rooms. I sent them info on hotels.

I was told what to cook for C, I sent them restaurant guides.

This C will be so, so, so fucking bad it's unreal. My inlaws are cool, no problems with them. it's my own fucking family who sucks.
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I just got the notification that my thread, "do not delete," is popular, and I have been awarded reputation points. Whatever those are. Anyway, I couldn't have done it without you all. So, thank you. And remember... Do not delete!
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Your rep is pale compared to mine, David. But fear not, I just bumped you up one. If they delete this thread, you may lose it, though. So DO NOT DELETE!!!
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I feel great gratitude for this thread of non-deletion proportions. Well done David with a not so silent D.
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I feel great gratitude for this thread of non-deletion proportions. Well done David with a not so silent D.
I feel like your post count keeps going down. For some reason I though I remember seeing 777 there recently.
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I feel like your post count keeps going down. For some reason I though I remember seeing 777 there recently.
I wouldn't doubt it. Mods have been known to delete some of my offensive posts, so I just stopped keeping track.
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2days left!


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My mum. and my brother.

They told me they were coming and told me they'd appreciate if they could have their own rooms. I sent them info on hotels.

I was told what to cook for C, I sent them restaurant guides.

This C will be so, so, so fucking bad it's unreal. My inlaws are cool, no problems with them. it's my own fucking family who sucks.
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2days left!
Lol I know! Tomorrow will be my last sober night in a long long time.

Kids are running high fevers. I'm hoping ita very contagious and they'll be locked into a hotel sick for a week at least. Even my great aunt refused to die to make them stay for the funeral. This is epically fucked up, but at least I can cry, bitch and moan till this whole fucking thing is over.
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Sister back with bf - please be over quick [holding knees rocking catatonically on chair]
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2days left!
The flight is 32 minutes late!!!

So, did you find the boat?
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The flight is 32 minutes late!!!

So, did you find the boat?
LOL.
Not yet.
I gotta be at Seattle area with them. They will be suspicious when I tell them.

"Hey, guess what! I rented a boat. Few others will ride on it as well. I know it is winter, but here are two ticket to rent a boat. Sorry, I won't be at WA to enjoy the boat."

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LOL.
Not yet.
I gotta be at Seattle area with them. They will be suspicious when I tell them.

"Hey, guess what! I rented a boat. Few others will ride on it as well. I know it is winter, but here are two ticket to rent a boat. Sorry, I won't be at WA to enjoy the boat."

I'd do it for you Prenna!

Hotel wasn't good enough, I didn't drive slowly enough, ummmm, car is ugly, I'm old, I could look good if I cut my hair, I'm fat (4 times), don't I have money bc jeans are ripped, pink is not my color and so on.


12 more days.
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I'd do it for you Prenna!

Hotel wasn't good enough, I didn't drive slowly enough, ummmm, car is ugly, I'm old, I could look good if I cut my hair, I'm fat (4 times), don't I have money bc jeans are ripped, pink is not my color and so on.


12 more days.
You are nicer than I am.

I usually do a thing called time out. It works great. Segments of time outs are typically 1,2,5,10,15,20years, then LIFE.
I used that same methods with my friends when I was in early 20s, and it works really well.

1. My sister messed up a lot, and she is on 5yr time out. No phone contact, no meet, no email, no communication. Making it short, she had no place to go, and I let her stay (after heavy pressure to) at my place. She start smoking weird stuff and called Cops on me for nothing. Glad that local LEO kicked my sister out that day.

2. My mom just got out of 2yr timeout this year (due to her getting mad at me for kicking my sister out; see #1). My mom is treating us (my wife and kid) really really well now. Between those time out, my mom had a heath issue, and my wife had major surgery. Still did not contact her.

3. My dad is on 15 year timeout. I literally haven't met nor talk to him for ~5years.

It sounds cold, but I gotta do this. I've been on heavy stress with them since I was 17. My wife thinks I am nuts.
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You are nicer than I am.

I usually do a thing called time out. It works great. Segments of time outs are typically 1,2,5,10,15,20years, then LIFE.
I used that same methods with my friends when I was in early 20s, and it works really well.

1. My sister messed up a lot, and she is on 5yr time out. No phone contact, no meet, no email, no communication. Making it short, she had no place to go, and I let her stay (after heavy pressure to) at my place. She start smoking weird stuff and called Cops on me for nothing. Glad that local LEO kicked my sister out that day.

2. My mom just got out of 2yr timeout this year (due to her getting mad at me for kicking my sister out; see #1). My mom is treating us (my wife and kid) really really well now. Between those time out, my mom had a heath issue, and my wife had major surgery. Still did not contact her.

3. My dad is on 15 year timeout. I literally haven't met nor talk to him for ~5years.

It sounds cold, but I gotta do this. I've been on heavy stress with them since I was 17. My wife thinks I am nuts.
This might work, but I have kids too, and I'm not going to poison them even against my family. They can come and meet them, I take the epic load of shit that will always land on me, and I never contact them.

Kids are smart, the eldest told my mother today, that even if she's here, our house rules stand, and as she is no authority in their lives (yes, this is just a translation, the damn kid speaks like this), she can either go by our rules, or be without us. Pretty hard to come back from that as the first meet in a year.

To me the hardest thing is, that I do want the kids to meet also my family, that will always be the easiest way to explain to them, how I ended up being what I am today. I think in the long run it'll be good for them.

Hubby conveniently is apparently going to be stuck at work all this 12 days, so I'm sure I will enjoy this very much.

Anyway, I got them into a hotel in record time after they suggested they could stay in my house. I don't think Peter has flown that fast ever.
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This might work, but I have kids too, and I'm not going to poison them even against my family. They can come and meet them, I take the epic load of shit that will always land on me, and I never contact them.

Kids are smart, the eldest told my mother today, that even if she's here, our house rules stand, and as she is no authority in their lives (yes, this is just a translation, the damn kid speaks like this), she can either go by our rules, or be without us. Pretty hard to come back from that as the first meet in a year.

To me the hardest thing is, that I do want the kids to meet also my family, that will always be the easiest way to explain to them, how I ended up being what I am today. I think in the long run it'll be good for them.

Hubby conveniently is apparently going to be stuck at work all this 12 days, so I'm sure I will enjoy this very much.

Anyway, I got them into a hotel in record time after they suggested they could stay in my house. I don't think Peter has flown that fast ever.
I bet you drove so fast that they could not sustain weight of their head on lateral&linear G-force like below.
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I bet you drove so fast that they could not sustain weight of their head on lateral&linear G-force like below.
Oh that looked bad, and slow.

Thanks Prenna, it's a stupid thing to say, but it helps to hear others have fucked up families too. Of course I'm sad for you, but at least we are making the best of the cards dealt to us.
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