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      12-10-2014, 11:35 AM   #23
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A woman who can cook, that's really sexy.
Lol dude, I'm from Europe, we are not hens that spend their days doing their nails.
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Lol dude, I'm from Europe, we are not hens that spend their days doing their nails.
You mean like Sara? J/k
Where in Europe?
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You mean like Sara? J/k
Where in Europe?
The Seattle area.
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Can you drive a stick?

I think I'd end up single if I told to my spouse I invited this guy from the forum to our house for C just to get away from the family. Thanks for the offer though, I think I'll just get as drunk as humanly possible every night while installing parts to my car and while in hangover mode I'll just redo them. Can. Not. Wait. Fml
Manual is the only thing I know how to drive. I tried an automatic once but I couldn't find the third pedal to depress to start the car so I gave up.


I mean, you don't need to tell him you invited me from the forum, I can be your old family friend from back in the day and I recently resurfaced after my mail order bride took off with all my money and my dog and just wanted a place to spend the holiday.
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A woman who can cook, that's really sexy.
A woman who can't cook is essentially a man with a vagina, because that probably means she can't clean either.
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You mean like Sara? J/k
Where in Europe?
I can't comment on her, I don't know anything about her except that she parks on handicap places, her spouse makes good money, she likes cat fights. I'm sure there is more to her than that.


Finland, I live now in Seattle though.
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I used to use the computer at work, but I'm off until Janurary. I'll try to use my laptop and see what I can come up with
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I've seen a picture of Lups. I'll be honest for one of the few times in my life and say that Lups got it goin' on.
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This is how i picture Lups.

Lol some of this are correct. I went to the army, but not in Russia, I have eyes, but I've never had that much makeup on, and I'd kill for brown hair like hers.

Oh, no rings.
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You've been using a mouse this whole time?!?!


And here I've been doing all of mine on this shitty touchpad. Boy did I get cheated.
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Lol some of this are correct. I went to the army, but not in Russia, I have eyes, but I've never had that much makeup on, and I'd kill for brown hair like hers.

Oh, no rings.
Blondes are Infinity times better, fyi.
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Blondes are Infinity times better, fyi.
So not true. I've written this before but here we go again.

Blonds, all of us have tiny ego and men turn into idiots in front of us from the time we turn 14 or so. We never come up with any sort of real personality, since we end up expecting the world to just worship our awesomeness.

A blond with any practical skills is an unicorn, a word none of us can spell. There is no need to do anything since all is handed to us. The face doesn't matter, since all anyone will ever see is a doll.

When we hit 40, we realize the party is over. Then things get sad and any kiddo with a blond mother should be treated as a victim. I've seen this too many times.

My study group has been one of figure skaters and cheerleaders, but there is some truth to this.
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I should have reiterated that. Blondes are infinity times better to hang out with in the sack.

I wouldn't treat you any differently, I just like how blonde hair looks and feels sifting through my fingers when I'm tugging on it.
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Lol some of this are correct. I went to the army, but not in Russia, I have eyes, but I've never had that much makeup on, and I'd kill for brown hair like hers.

Oh, no rings.
I ve heard the Finns have the most diverse air force with not just western fighter jets but also a lot of Russian fulcrums/flankers.

And have some amazing exercises like taking off from highways etc.

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I ve heard the Finns have the most diverse air force with not just western fighter jets but also a lot of Russian fulcrums/flankers.

And have some amazing exercises like taking off from highways etc.

That would not surprise me at all. There is something seriously wrong with all Finns, army being the men's playground: I can see a hornet landing on a street. No prob.
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I should have reiterated that. Blondes are infinity times better to hang out with in the sack.

I wouldn't treat you any differently, I just like how blonde hair looks and feels sifting through my fingers when I'm tugging on it.
Haha, you can be pretty sweet when not on major asshole mode!
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Haha, you can be pretty sweet when not on major asshole mode!
I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not....,


Aw hell who am I kidding, of course that's a compliment. Thanks Lups, I think you're pretty astounding yourself.
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I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not....,


Aw hell who am I kidding, of course that's a compliment. Thanks Lups, I think you're pretty astounding yourself.
You can of course take it many ways, but think of the positives: First of all, you were said to have multiple sides in your personality. That means you you are developed beyond Neanderthal stage, which in real life is a quality that will probably be the thing that makes you a killer with the ladies.

It also gives the impression that you are seen here at least by me as something else than a piece of meat. I won't be asking nudes from you like the boys have, and as we know on a car forum, that's a compliment.

Last but not least, you are funny. That is always needed in the world.

See, I can do compliments!
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