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      11-04-2007, 04:52 AM   #1
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This is why i HATE having girls sleep in my bed/with me!

Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.
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Haha it 3.00am here

I have a king size bed and still get push to the edge, I have two girls in my bed now.

My three years old daughter alway like to jump in our bed and sleep side
ways between us. A king size bed is what u need ( not cal king ), bros.

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Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.
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Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.
your daughter or gf? or should i get really concerned and consider calling chris hansen of dateline nbc?
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well uhh. my friends dont do that. and if they did i'd throw them off the bed.
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Haha it 3.00am here

I have a king size bed and still get push to the edge, I have two girls in my bed now.

My three years old daughter alway like to jump in our bed and sleep side
ways between us. A king size bed is what u need ( not cal king ), bros.

Good nite
This is waay too suggestive lol
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forget this thread right now guys...........i have that accident to worry about now. See how much things can change and how fast they can change. One minute im writting a post about being pushed off the edge of my bed, the next minute im writting a post about being hit by a red light runner.
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forget this thread right now guys...........i have that accident to worry about now. See how much things can change and how fast they can change. One minute im writting a post about being pushed off the edge of my bed, the next minute im writting a post about being hit by a red light runner.
Yea...i saw that on another thread....glad both you and ur gal are fine!
Just cannot imagine if you're there a half second earlier, and you might total ur car and injure urself!
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Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.
ur not supposed to be NEXT to them, ur supposed to be ON TOP or UNDER
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...unless its a blunt
Ehhh, not really. One can lead to the other.
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gluck w. your car dude... sucks to get hit by a red light runner...

as for a solution to this problem... do what i do...
put your bed to the wall, and sleep on the wall side. problem solved
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gluck w. your car dude... sucks to get hit by a red light runner...

as for a solution to this problem... do what i do...
put your bed to the wall, and sleep on the wall side. problem solved
haha thanks man!
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