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      07-23-2013, 12:17 AM   #1
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killed my wife. how should I hide her body?

Jk. Im not even married yet.

My real question is.....are there any members on here that own any yachts? Im looking to buy one in the near future. Nothing crazy maybe like a 52' footer. 200-300k budget. And all goofy comments are welcome and appreciated. I love the humor. Humor me. But any advice on what to look for is greatly appreciated too.
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i see the real plan here. are you gonna use the new yacht to kill the wife/gf in international waters?
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      07-23-2013, 12:25 AM   #3
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i see the real plan here. are you gonna use the new yacht to kill the wife/gf in international waters?
Who in there right mind gets married when they have a yacht? The ocean would be my wife and the dolphins will become my bffs. And im definitely putting a stripper pole in that thing.

I pay ppl to do my dirty work now. Bada bing. Bada boom. Lol
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I once heard a billionaire say "if it flies, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent."
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I once heard a billionaire say "if it flies, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent."
Hah that is the quote of the year.
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But in all seriousness....how about a ride when you get your sea wings lol.
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Oh nothing big, 52ft, 200 to 300k? Dam son your like a Fort Knox with feet, shit. Mit as well get a G6 while your at it. You hurt my feeln's.
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Sail or powered? Either way, you want to understand your continuing costs: morring, necessary routine maintenance, likely component failure costs, depreciation rate, how hard it will be to unload once you've learned that boats really are a whole in the water that you throw money into.
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Sail or powered? Either way, you want to understand your continuing costs: morring, necessary routine maintenance, likely component failure costs, depreciation rate, how hard it will be to unload once you've learned that boats really are a whole in the water that you throw money into.

I went to the yacht show in Monaco a few years ago. There were several yachts for sale ranging from about 500k-infinity basically. I was told that is about 10% of your purchase price to maintain your boat annually.
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I once heard a billionaire say "if it flies, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent."

Damn. That hit me in the heart. I can see that. Hmmmm

Maybe I should just lease one for a summer. Unless I plan to live on it. Hmmm... thanks for that enlightening comment. Damn you are wise.
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Sail or powered? Either way, you want to understand your continuing costs: morring, necessary routine maintenance, likely component failure costs, depreciation rate, how hard it will be to unload once you've learned that boats really are a whole in the water that you throw money into.
Having some sails might help me save gas. But I mainly was just going to party on it. Most likely will never go on long expeditions. I was also going to rent it out to cut the costs. Small parties. Honeymoons. Dates. Fishing trips...
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But in all seriousness....how about a ride when you get your sea wings lol.
I would definitely be open to giving rides to forum members only because the majority of you guys are awesome. Ticket on would be hot drunk stripper lol jk. Everybody gets patted down though.

I dont normally do drugs. But when I do itll be off a strippers butt.
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I went to the yacht show in Monaco a few years ago. There were several yachts for sale ranging from about 500k-infinity basically. I was told that is about 10% of your purchase price to maintain your boat annually.
Love the name. Dead giveaway that you are a semen. Or it is seaman? Whatever. Thanks for the input. I figured renting it out would make it a business that would pay for itself. At least partly.
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Lol...shouldn't be too hard to convince a stripper to party on a boat. I only drink, so he will have to get creative while serving some shots up.
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Oh nothing big, 52ft, 200 to 300k? Dam son your like a Fort Knox with feet, shit. Mit as well get a G6 while your at it. You hurt my feeln's.

Rent my boat and put your pictures up when youre hosting. Im with it.
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you don't need a boat, just a friend with a boat
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you don't need a boat, just a friend with a boat
This.

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Jk. Im not even married yet.

My real question is.....are there any members on here that own any yachts? Im looking to buy one in the near future. Nothing crazy maybe like a 52' footer. 200-300k budget. And all goofy comments are welcome and appreciated. I love the humor. Humor me. But any advice on what to look for is greatly appreciated too.

are you serious here though? I own a boat.. 46 foot.. Im not going into detail cause I cant tell if your serious,lol.
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Old saying... "Two happiest days in a man's life, the day he buys the boat and the day he sells the boat."
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And what's up Mel, how was the trip? Loved the pics you posted!
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Old saying... "Two happiest days in a man's life, the day he buys the and the day he sells the boat."
So true Ken! Im STILL trying to sell the Formula.. You think with all the boats people lost in Sandy they would want one, lol.

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And what's up Mel, how was the trip? Loved the pics you posted!

Trip was amazing, im happy to be home though. Missed my car, dogs, house... lol.. Im going to put the good pics on my mac today and upload more, so youll see them today hopefully.. Hows the M doing? You still leasing it?
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