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      09-06-2014, 03:30 PM   #89
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Holy shit, how did you navigate around that?
Carefully!

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      09-06-2014, 03:35 PM   #90
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Don't know why I had to Google and I found Jean Silver. She has a stump that looks like.... and she uses it to.....
You just now looked it up? I've been watching nugget porn for the last 10 hours in a row....


Step up your game.
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Instead of commenting on your "Short' relationship or the fact that she was probably split in half like these other perverts , I'm going to take the high road and just ask where you went to pick up this person and please don't say the Chocolate Factory. It's a serious question. I don't want one unless it has like a GI Joe uniform on, but I was just curious.
I met her in o chem at college, mmmm how romantic.

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Holy shit, how did you navigate around that?
Lots of heavy petting

Seriously though, between all the porn and sex partners nothing really surprises me anymore. It's like my cock wandered into a casino and got overwhelmed by all the bells and lights or something.
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I don't think so.

To add to this strange topic I had a roommate in college that was obsessed with "nugget" porn...

Wtf is nugget porn as I'm sure you are thinking.
It's like regular porn but the women are missing all of their limbs; ie. just a torso and head...

I have been scarred for life for asking wtf is nugget porn...
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that is the most fucked up thing i ever heard. now i cant get that image out of my head
I am actually going to look up nugget porn... I have thought I have seen it all.. This is one of the funniest threads regarding this shit.. This def made my day.. Thanks
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You just now looked it up? I've been watching nugget porn for the last 10 hours in a row....


Step up your game.
It was more out of fear than anything else. But after seeing Long Jeanne Silver. It's been an interesting learning experience.
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Is there a subset of "little" nuggets?
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So if a male and female little person couple have a child, is it guaranteed that the child will also be little?
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^^ There is a show called Little People Big World on TLC. This couple had four kids. Only one is little and he is the twin of his "big" brother in the red shirt

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So if a male and female little person couple have a child, is it guaranteed that the child will also be little?
Of course. It's just switching the dominant and recessive traits that are prominent in us "normal" people.


You know, just like ugly and ginger traits. Some people just don't hit the lottery of life.
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