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      09-05-2014, 02:44 PM   #45
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Back OT, I'd smash each and every one of those little fuks all at the same time. It would just be a mess. I'd be throwing one across the room while grabbing another one that tried to walk away cuz she thought we were done. I'd have one on my shoulders while smashing another just cuz. We'd all smoke a joint after the fuk fest.

Oh yea...it's gettin real weird in my head right now Lol
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This thread reminds me of Wolf of Wall Street and the Little People Tossing in the 90s
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First time I ever saw a midget in porn, I was staying at Great Wolf Lodge in MI with my ice hockey team for a tournament. I had a little "cub" section in the room and the little TV had HBO, and I believe it was on the show "Cat House".


It's so blurry now I barely remember it, but I do remember it being the coolest thing ever.
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Hey Lups, don't include a pic, but do you have a big booty? I have a weird imagination and in my world you have a big booty. Kind of like the nanny on muppet babies. We never saw her upper half, but I'm quite sure she had Tig O bitties.

Back OT, I'd smash each and every one of those little fuks all at the same time. It would just be a mess. I'd be throwing one across the room while grabbing another one that tried to walk away cuz she thought we were done. I'd have one on my shoulders while smashing another just cuz. We'd all smoke a joint after the fuk fest.

Oh yea...it's gettin real weird in my head right now Lol
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First, I think Lups is petite. Look at her blog. She has a butt, but it's a white girl ass. I think she is petite up top, which is A+ in my books.

Back to OT. You're second statement is fucking hilarious. I couldn't even fathom the amount of awesomeness in a little person orgy. The way you depicted it has really got my mind going and I think you've given me the inspiration I've been waiting for.
Lol the blog pics gets the hammer today when I get to my laptop. Really guys. Who the fuck cares, I'm not interested in my resale value...
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Lol the blog pics gets the hammer today when I get to my laptop. Really guys. Who the fuck cares, I'm not interested in my resale value...
We aren't either, because you have a child and are married (I think). But we are entitled, as Americans, to judge what we can't have. I'm not interested in your resale value, but you can at least take it as a compliment that you are good looking lady with a nice bod.


If that offends you, then...., I'm sorry your offended.
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can someone ping me when this thread becomes nsfw? not really interested otherwise. kthxbye
Oh...., like you have things that are sooooo much better to do.







you're just upset because you haven't made love to a midget.
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We aren't either, because you have a child and are married (I think). But we are entitled, as Americans, to judge what we can't have. I'm not interested in your resale value, but you can at least take it as a compliment that you are good looking lady with a nice bod.


If that offends you, then...., I'm sorry your offended.
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It's ok to look right Lups?
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can someone ping me when this thread becomes nsfw? not really interested otherwise. kthxbye
reinstall your browser. There's tons of pics I guess they're not loading for you.
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We aren't either, because you have a child and are married (I think). But we are entitled, as Americans, to judge what we can't have. I'm not interested in your resale value, but you can at least take it as a compliment that you are good looking lady with a nice bod.


If that offends you, then...., I'm sorry your offended.
I don't think she's offended. It's just usually the case that only women are asked for pics on car forums (because their numbers are few).

So I guess, when it comes to the car forums, I suppose I'm trying to say it's a hard world for women.

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My original answer was no. But I may have to rethink that

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I don't think she's offended. It's just usually the case that only women are asked for pics on car forums (because their numbers are few).

So I guess, when it comes to the car forums, I suppose I'm trying to say it's a hard world for women.
See, and that's the thing. I never even asked for pictures, but I compliment her because she is a good looking lady from her blog.

I am one to judge by appearance. I'm not the most lavish male myself, but I don't care. Some people compliment, some people don't. That's life.

It doesn't matter what anyone says, but women get attention on car forums, and I don't see what is to be put off by, at least we are saying she is attractive. I'd be more pissed if everyone were saying I looked like a dog. I might be one, but I digress.

It IS a hard world for women, I completely agree, but there is a difference between owning up to it and standing up as a human and just taking the silliness for what it's worth, rather than taking what is said down to it's exact context and nothing more. It's not like anyone is going to search a girl out. Fuck, I wish I were a girl on a car forum, I would fuck all your lives up.
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Clearly I missed something...
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Look at Lups blog in her sig and see if you think she is cute with a nice body.
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My original answer was no. But I may have to rethink that

Hell no! I will never be with anyone that mixes plaid and leopard print.
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Hell no! I will never be with anyone that mixes plaid and leopard print.
4:00 am, you're the last one in the club. She's on the other end of the bar. You will mix plaid and leopard print. And tell us what tattoo she has.
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4:00 am, you're the last one in the club. She's on the other end of the bar. You will mix plaid and leopard print. And tell us what tattoo she has.

Ok...fine
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I don't think she's offended. It's just usually the case that only women are asked for pics on car forums (because their numbers are few).

So I guess, when it comes to the car forums, I suppose I'm trying to say it's a hard world for women.
See, and that's the thing. I never even asked for pictures, but I compliment her because she is a good looking lady from her blog.

I am one to judge by appearance. I'm not the most lavish male myself, but I don't care. Some people compliment, some people don't. That's life.

It doesn't matter what anyone says, but women get attention on car forums, and I don't see what is to be put off by, at least we are saying she is attractive. I'd be more pissed if everyone were saying I looked like a dog. I might be one, but I digress.

It IS a hard world for women, I completely agree, but there is a difference between owning up to it and standing up as a human and just taking the silliness for what it's worth, rather than taking what is said down to it's exact context and nothing more. It's not like anyone is going to search a girl out. Fuck, I wish I were a girl on a car forum, I would fuck all your lives up.
It's the interwebz you can be whoever you want to be! Haha
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Okay, let's just clear this all a little bit. Yes, there was a picture of me in the blog. Yes, not wise, though I never guessed anyone else than my friends (also the ones I've made here) would bother to read it.

I don't care what people behind the nicks do, look like, eat, poop, or are by gender. That's my main reason to hang out in the internet, instead of RL.

I have a thick skin, I don't care what anyone says, but this being a car forum, I do understand the pic was not wise. It's all gone now, and I hope we can get past this and act like idiots again with my gender not being this much of a problem. I get enough shit in my personal life because of the forum already, let's not add to the pile, or I'll be forced to go and find out where Litos's wife posts those dish washing pictures of him and hang out with the ladies for the first time in my life.

Just drop it guys, go back to midget porn, and I'll try not to comment in the ot so much here.
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