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      06-15-2014, 08:09 AM   #23
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Back door invitations usually indicates fondness.
wife and I tried it about 6 years ago..

too much girth

never again....
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      06-16-2014, 08:06 AM   #24
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wife and I tried it about 6 years ago..

too much girth

never again....
tmi..

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      06-16-2014, 08:29 AM   #25
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Any man who likes/thinks/attempts anal is Gay.
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      06-16-2014, 08:32 AM   #26
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^^^^ that's the gayest thing I've ever read......
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      06-16-2014, 08:34 AM   #27
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It's disgusting. Why will any man want to put his weapon inside a Woman's asshole? The Pussy is right there.
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      06-16-2014, 08:38 AM   #28
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It's disgusting. Why will any man want to put his weapon inside a Woman's asshole? The Pussy is right there.
because the asshole would definitely feel like another man's asshole.....

that's why.....
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because the asshole would definitely feel like another man's asshole.....

that's why.....
I'm sorry but i can't imagine doing that. When watching porn, as soon as they start doing anal i skip or stop watching.

I respect what anyone does at their private times but for me:
-I'm not into anal.
-I will only do group sex if i'm the only male.
-I stay away from banging girls that any of my friends has already banged

Just a few rules i live by.
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      06-16-2014, 09:03 AM   #30
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When watching porn, as soon as they start doing anal i skip or stop watching.
when I'm watching porn and anal comes on, I beat off even harder to simulate a dude's butt.....
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oh my god......
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      06-16-2014, 09:07 AM   #32
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I read this, and coffee went flying from my mouth. The other half of mine got interested, and came to see what's so funny, and since the whole bimmerpost is my dirty little secret, he now thinks I laugh at our country's new prime minister.

Never reading this again while not alone in the house.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-16-2014, 09:09 AM   #33
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Monday at work is starting off pretty cool.......
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when I'm watching porn and anal comes on, I beat off even harder to simulate a dude's butt.....
good thing we both have have a clever sense of humor
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      06-16-2014, 10:31 AM   #35
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when I'm watching porn and anal comes on, I beat off even harder to simulate a dude's butt.....
Quoted and saved for ammo in the future if I ever need to... will more than likely be used out of context too, but you'll have a hard time explaining so I'll win.
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      06-16-2014, 12:12 PM   #37
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Quoted and saved for ammo in the future if I ever need to... will more than likely be used out of context too, but you'll have a hard time explaining so I'll win.
I think this should do it.
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      06-16-2014, 12:19 PM   #38
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HAHAHA !!!!

it's not the first time in my 10+year forum career that I've had a quote saved as a sig...

I can put'em out there with the best of'em

it's when you know you've made it !!!!!! HAHA !!!!

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Wait, you guys were joking?

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      06-16-2014, 12:35 PM   #40
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I think this should do it.
Haha! I think Ima do the same.

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HAHAHA !!!!

it's not the first time in my 10+year forum career that I've had a quote saved as a sig...

I can put'em out there with the best of'em

it's when you know you've made it !!!!!! HAHA !!!!

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Wait, you guys were joking?

Nah.

See "Top 5 things you should never type on the internet"... on e90post
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all aboard the Litos anal choo choo train
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I can tell if a girl likes me by paying attention to what she does with her feet. If they're behind my head, she likes me
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I can tell if a girl likes me by paying attention to what she does with her feet. If they're behind my head, she likes me
What if she is a double amputee and she is using her hands to put her plastic toes in your mouth...., does she like you then or is it just infatuation?
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