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      06-12-2014, 05:02 PM   #1
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      06-12-2014, 05:34 PM   #2
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I've only dated girls who knew their fathers, so the last three would not apply.
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      06-12-2014, 05:47 PM   #3
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Yeah, that's so true.

the three first things on the list are correct, I have no idea why women are not bald for all that twirling. The jokes are usually so lame, that we can't help but to laugh. Looking in the eyes is a funny, cultural thing. Apparently here the contact is avoided, but I always look the person I'm talking to. I consider it a common courtesy.

The three last have been known to happen, not by me, but a friend of mine stopped redoing his paint job a long, long time ago due to an ex.
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      06-12-2014, 06:01 PM   #4
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I've had the first four, but not the last two. That's a bit extreme!
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I've had the first four, but not the last two. That's a bit extreme!
haha, I've had the "pleasure" of all of these and more from the male version. Killing was done by words I admit, but others yes. You men are even worse than us, I assure you.
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      06-12-2014, 06:11 PM   #6
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You forgot:

7. Throws her legs up in the air

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You forgot:

7. Throws her legs up in the air

8. Cooks you a nice meal.
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      06-12-2014, 06:24 PM   #8
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9. Invites you for a nice analling
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9. Invites you for a nice analling
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Back door invitations usually indicates fondness.
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Is analling not a real word

See I should know that because I went to college
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10. Joint checking account with her 8 digit figure on her original acct?


i kid....
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Yeah, these would be true....in high school.
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Has sex with you in your car, anytime anyplace
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Has sex with you in your car, anytime anyplace
can you teach me how to have sex in a z4 master?
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      06-13-2014, 10:20 AM   #17
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can you teach me how to have sex in a z4 master?
Attempting that in the Z4 will send you right to the ER. Trust me I know
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Attempting that in the Z4 will send you right to the ER. Trust me I know
Actually, if you sit in the drivers seat in the full back position, and the girl isn't a mastadon, she can hop on cow girl style pretty easily.


Trust me, I know.
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Actually, if you sit in the drivers seat in the full back position, and the girl isn't a mastadon, she can hop on cow girl style pretty easily.


Trust me, I know.
Exactly! My Gf jumps on top every chance she gets usually the extra curricular activities are done in the back seat of the jeep though
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See I should know that because I went to college
Hell if I know, sounds funny tho. Sorry to see your now banned. Keep your head up bro
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Back door invitations usually indicates fondness.
wife and I tried it about 6 years ago..

too much girth

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