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      07-08-2014, 05:46 PM   #1
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Why Do You Drive a Vision-Blocking Gas-Guzzling Parking Space Hog Around Town?

Because Yukan.
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Heh, that's actually a pretty good one.
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Wah wah. Next bad joke please!
What do you call a rude volcano?

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Hebrews it
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Why don't they give tests in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.
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Why did the police charge the poacher with indecent exposure after catching him leaving the National Park carrying the hind-quarters of a bear on his shoulders?

Because they said they caught him "bear-assed".
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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?


It reads "Small medium at large."
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