Road Rage

johanness · 01-31-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HaveQuick

I normally just hold a big black rubber double ended dildo out my drivers side window and shake the hell out of it and look at them with my best I'm so angry at you right now that I am going to shake the shit out of a big black rubber double ended dildo out my window face........It's legal in Germany. Ok I lied it's not legal. Don't tell on me!

Spoken like a true German.

Sieg heil!

NYCGP · 01-31-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ErvGotti

I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.

Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.

MediaArtist · 01-31-2012, 02:01 PM

I hold my gun on the steering wheel while I'm driving. I almost shot through my driver side window once, now I keep my finger off the trigger, but the threat of bullets ringing out if you cut me off still remains.

NYCGP · 01-31-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

I hold my gun on the steering wheel while I'm driving. I almost shot through my driver side window once, now I keep my finger off the trigger, but the threat of bullets ringing out if you cut me off still remains.

talk about staying in character...

Wolf · 01-31-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HaveQuick

I normally just hold a big black rubber double ended dildo out my drivers side window and shake the hell out of it and look at them with my best I'm so angry at you right now that I am going to shake the shit out of a big black rubber double ended dildo out my window face........It's legal in Germany. Ok I lied it's not legal. Don't tell on me!

thank you... you just made my day

The Ghost of Tom Joad · 01-31-2012, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.

Gregxi · 01-31-2012, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.

Relative of yours?

MastaMind · 01-31-2012, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ken1137

I have a Colt AR 15

Highly recommended...I also have a Tactical mini 14. My buddy has a Ruger 556 and it's pretty nice and less expensive.

6920 by any chance?

Templar · 01-31-2012, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ErvGotti

I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.

I see...

ken1137 · 01-31-2012, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MastaMind

6920 by any chance?

Yep...6920 Sporter

O-cha · 01-31-2012, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ErvGotti

I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.

So what you're saying is you're incapable of keeping your heavier bigger tire footprint car from being pushed off the road by a prius? You must really suck as a driver.

Imbecile.

lopealle · 01-31-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

I totally agree.

Every once in a while, if someone is getting too close and won't move the 3-4 recommended car lengths away, I like to pop a shot off at their fender just to make my point.

We got some badasses in here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErvGotti

I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.

MastaMind · 01-31-2012, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ken1137

Yep...6920 Sporter

Same here. We must have the same taste in metal and oil.

ken1137 · 01-31-2012, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MastaMind

Same here. We must have the same taste in metal and oil.

Yep, we have good taste in metal and oil

mike the snake · 01-31-2012, 08:39 PM

I was cruising down the road, with my Beretta in one hand, and my 50 cal. in the other, cutting people off, and then slowing down really slow, and pointing my guns at them, and then this guy actually slows to let me merge when I was getting on the freeway, and I was like WTF, so I shot a couple holes in his fender and flipped him off.

infinitekidM2C · 01-31-2012, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mike the snake

I was cruising down the road, with my Beretta in one hand, and my 50 cal. in the other, cutting people off, and then slowing down really slow, and pointing my guns at them, and then this guy actually slows to let me merge when I was getting on the freeway, and I was like WTF, so I shot a couple holes in his fender and flipped him off.

+1

yakev724 · 01-31-2012, 08:58 PM

import36 · 02-01-2012, 08:01 AM

try me...

Gregxi · 02-01-2012, 08:22 AM

ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip
wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip
bailed outside and pointed ma weapon
just as i thought the fools kept steppin
jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride
i got front back, and side to side
then i let the alpine play
pumpin new shit by NWA

ken1137 · 02-01-2012, 08:26 AM

See you on the 405

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kvnchu · 02-02-2015, 10:27 PM

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Gregxi First Lieutenant 64 Rep 338 Posts Drives: 2014 535xi Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: MD iTrader: (0)	ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip bailed outside and pointed ma weapon just as i thought the fools kept steppin jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride i got front back, and side to side then i let the alpine play pumpin new shit by NWA
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