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      02-10-2006, 08:08 PM   #1
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I 'm a bastard

I made out with two women in about half an hour. Please shoot me.

What was I doing? Drunk? They were too.......

The first one I was dating maybe 2 years ago. She is divorced now.


First one is my favourite(blonde blue eyed)



Must I date her or wot(I want to)

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      02-10-2006, 08:10 PM   #2
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I made out with two women in about half an hour. Please shoot me.

What was I doing? Drunk? They were too.......

The first one I was dating maybe 2 years ago. She is divorced now.


First one is my favourite(blonde blue eyed)





Must I date her or wot(I want to)

If I were you right now I'd feeling be cocky too.
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      02-10-2006, 08:17 PM   #3
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I'm disappointed. I expect AT LEAST 1gpm for a Dutch.
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I'm disappointed. I expect AT LEAST 1gpm for a Dutch.
Let me guess, it's 10gpm for a shim?
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Shim, you dunno about wot happened, the first one is so beautifuland horny , except I 'm not into blondes anymore.

I'm going to take her out this wendnesday for dinner. MacDonalds or worse.

Please help me
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Let me guess, it's 10gpm for a shim?
Very close 100gps, how I do it? Some call me light. Others call me the same thing. IN N OUT! BOOOM! LIKE THAT!
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Shim, you dunno about wot happened, the first one is so beautifuland horny , except I 'm not into blondes anymore.

I'm going to take her out this wendnesday for dinner. MacDonalds or worse.

Please help me
What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in the Netherlands?
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I made out with two women in about half an hour. Please shoot me.

What was I doing? Drunk? They were too.......

The first one I was dating maybe 2 years ago. She is divorced now.


First one is my favourite(blonde blue eyed)



Must I date her or wot(I want to)

That's what happened....when there are 66 females for every 50 males....world census 2004........
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Shim, you dunno about wot happened, the first one is so beautifuland horny , except I 'm not into blondes anymore.

I'm going to take her out this wendnesday for dinner. MacDonalds or worse.

Please help me
After reading that, you don't need help, you need to get HURT. - I'll let you do that on your own, but seriously, how could you pass that up? You get an "L" from me.
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E90.i know I'm a loser but not with women
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E90.i know I'm a loser but not with women
I honestly don't know HOW you do it man. Good 4u
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I made out with two women in about half an hour. Please shoot me.

What was I doing? Drunk? They were too.......

The first one I was dating maybe 2 years ago. She is divorced now.


First one is my favourite(blonde blue eyed)



Must I date her or wot(I want to)

you get an "atta boy"
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      02-10-2006, 11:16 PM   #13
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First one is my favourite(blonde blue eyed)
Danger, Danger! Blondes are bad news. Speaking from experience.
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      02-10-2006, 11:17 PM   #14
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Danger, Danger! Blondes are bad news. Speaking from experience.
Brunettes are TONs better looking, not to mention there's more variety there.
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Brunettes are TONs better looking, not to mention there's more variety there.

My 0.02, there is nothing more attractive than a petite brunette with long hair and a nice tan. Very exotic.

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My 0.02, there is nothing attractive than a petite brunette with long hair and a nice tan. Very exotic.
That's your P.O. on a very specific scenario. Good for you! And more for the person that finds that attractive.
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That's your P.O. on a very specific scenario. Good for you! And more for the person that finds that attractive.

And what specific scenario would that be in regard too?

Edit: I was simply agreeing with your comment re: brunettes.
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My 0.02, there is nothing more attractive than a petite brunette with long hair and a nice tan. Very exotic.
the above.
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the above.
Agreed. But this is a different story. I'm definitely more into brunettes/latinas. But she is a killer

Numbert 2 is a petite brunette and living 1 block away
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Give the one you like a bottle of hair colour!

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