E90Post
 


Extreme Powerhouse
 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > "Would" you or "Have" you



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      05-09-2008, 11:08 AM   #1
Haywire
Haywire, brand new BMW owner :D
Haywire's Avatar
Canada
28
Rep
782
Posts

Drives: 328i coupe
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ontario

iTrader: (0)

"Would" you or "Have" you

...had sex in your car, LoL!

Personally, its a no go as far as im concerned. She would have to be a solid 11 outta ten for me to even consider it.

Lets see how this question takes off LoL, could be good, could be bad. Regardless, the intention is just to have some laughs.

Haywire.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:14 AM   #2
bucktown
Private First Class
bucktown's Avatar
Canada
9
Rep
149
Posts

Drives: 335i
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: edmonton alberta canada

iTrader: (0)

the better question is have you got laid in your car BECAUSE of your car? but to answer your question, yes, had to break her in. the car i mean
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:18 AM   #3
Haywire
Haywire, brand new BMW owner :D
Haywire's Avatar
Canada
28
Rep
782
Posts

Drives: 328i coupe
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ontario

iTrader: (0)

Lol!
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:23 AM   #4
T7R_Sky
"I know you know that I know you know..."
T7R_Sky's Avatar
United_States
24
Rep
795
Posts

Drives: Sparkling Graphite E90 328i
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Escondido, CA

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
2008 E90 328i  [0.00]
Yeah... it was a spur of the moment thing... I regret it though... I'll never look at the back seat of my car the same again...




Good thing I sit in the driver's seat.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:24 AM   #5
noro
Colonel
noro's Avatar
Armenia
90
Rep
2,707
Posts

Drives: '91 M3, '04 E46 ZHP, '72 2002
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Boston

iTrader: (0)

Best way to break it in!.. never in my M3 though, it's too small.
__________________
zhpregistry.net - ZHP stats and free classifieds.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:27 AM   #6
TiAg335i
Trance Life
TiAg335i's Avatar
United_States
314
Rep
4,706
Posts

Drives: 2007 E92 335i
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Long Island, NY

iTrader: (4)

Wtf....you guys are animals to have sex in your car..have some decency.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:29 AM   #7
ALPINE6SPD
Lieutenant General
ALPINE6SPD's Avatar
United_States
156
Rep
10,411
Posts

Drives: 2010 BMW 328i Sport
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Highland Lakes NJ

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bucktown View Post
the better question is have you got laid in your car BECAUSE of your car? but to answer your question, yes, had to break her in. the car i mean
If anyone got laid just because of their car than the must are really lame. Espically in a 3 series which is not exactly an exclusive car. Even if you got laid because of a Ferrari think about how dumb the girl must be.
__________________
2010 AW e90 328i: 6 speed, Black Leather, Dark Wood trim, ZPP, ZCW, ZVP,ZSP, Nav, Xenon
BMW Performance CF Rear spolier and Gloss black grills
2008 Candy White MKV GTI 2.0T 6 Speed Manul Gone
2008 AW X3 3.0si: 6 speed Returned
2006 AW e90 330i: 6 speed Dinan Stage 1 Returned
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:29 AM   #8
ALPINE6SPD
Lieutenant General
ALPINE6SPD's Avatar
United_States
156
Rep
10,411
Posts

Drives: 2010 BMW 328i Sport
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Highland Lakes NJ

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by T7R_Sky View Post
Yeah... it was a spur of the moment thing... I regret it though... I'll never look at the back seat of my car the same again...




Good thing I sit in the driver's seat.

why cant you look back there was it another guy






JK
__________________
2010 AW e90 328i: 6 speed, Black Leather, Dark Wood trim, ZPP, ZCW, ZVP,ZSP, Nav, Xenon
BMW Performance CF Rear spolier and Gloss black grills
2008 Candy White MKV GTI 2.0T 6 Speed Manul Gone
2008 AW X3 3.0si: 6 speed Returned
2006 AW e90 330i: 6 speed Dinan Stage 1 Returned
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:39 AM   #9
PaulBailey@ltbmw
General
PaulBailey@ltbmw's Avatar
Italy
662
Rep
26,878
Posts

Drives: 2-325 330 2-335 2-Z4 2-135 X5d
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Huntington Beach, CA

iTrader: (34)

Garage List
I don't think it would be very comfortable. Back seat is kinda small for that.
Now if it were a 7series. . . I'd have a threesum!
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:43 AM   #10
astris
Major
608
Rep
1,142
Posts

Drives: M4 ZCP Individual Mintgruen
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Seattle

iTrader: (8)

wtf? There are people that wouldn't???

The car would probably be one of the nicest places I've performed susex.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:46 AM   #11
Enjoiyourlife
Sensei
Enjoiyourlife's Avatar
52
Rep
1,054
Posts

Drives: E92 335i
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: San Diego

iTrader: (3)

back seat.. very uncomfortable... its possible though.. just remember she will have bruises from the center console in the back seat and you may get leg cramps lol.... kinda messy for the black leather too.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 11:48 AM   #12
quest556
Second Lieutenant
quest556's Avatar
13
Rep
239
Posts

Drives: F10 535i x-Drive
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Virginia

iTrader: (4)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bucktown View Post
the better question is have you got laid in your car BECAUSE of your car? but to answer your question, yes, had to break her in. the car i mean
Never in my 335 but plenty in the back of my retired Toyo Highlander. That thing had a back seat like a Checker cab and the opportunities did arise
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:01 PM   #13
LI E90
Colonel
LI E90's Avatar
130
Rep
2,086
Posts

Drives: E90
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Long Island

iTrader: (2)

if I was 16 and couldn't take the girl into my parents house I would.

but I am not so no, I would never have sex in my car
__________________
2013 MB C300 4matic
2014 Ford Explorer Ltd
1973 Jeep Commando
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:03 PM   #14
3urger328i
White E92 328i White on Black
3urger328i's Avatar
United_States
31
Rep
282
Posts

Drives: E92 328i White on Black
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: CA

iTrader: (2)

My girl has asked me several times. Never would I do that. I dont want bodily fluids on my leather. Nor do I want the smell of sex to overcome that new car smell. Totally not worth it, unless she's Rianah. (The singer)
__________________
YOU COME FIRST AFTER ME, (If I had a 335...)
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:07 PM   #15
bimdaddy
Major
bimdaddy's Avatar
37
Rep
1,165
Posts

Drives: 911 Carrera & G01 X3
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: MD

iTrader: (10)

Forget inside the car....on the hood, fellas.
__________________
2020 X3 X-Drive 30i; Alpine White/Mocha
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:20 PM   #16
Solonng
Captain
109
Rep
829
Posts

Drives: Monacco Blue 335i coupe
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Ask BMW about this, they already put the cigarette lighter for your cigar and leatherette to make cleaning easier. Would I? Hmm, it depends on whether I want to remember the event the next day..Lol.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:23 PM   #17
noro
Colonel
noro's Avatar
Armenia
90
Rep
2,707
Posts

Drives: '91 M3, '04 E46 ZHP, '72 2002
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Boston

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 3urger328i View Post
My girl has asked me several times. Never would I do that. I dont want bodily fluids on my leather. Nor do I want the smell of sex to overcome that new car smell. Totally not worth it, unless she's Rianah. (The singer)
You guys baby your cars way too much. Car is for few years, memories are for life.
__________________
zhpregistry.net - ZHP stats and free classifieds.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:27 PM   #18
JOYRIIDE1113
Pirate
JOYRIIDE1113's Avatar
United_States
113
Rep
1,395
Posts

Drives: Detailing Shark
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Miami-Kendall

iTrader: (1)

Funny, when I was 16 I blessed my Mini Cooper 20+ times. You be surprised.
__________________
Offering Quality Detailing in the Miami Area.
Quote:
Originally Posted by picus View Post
sure Vintage is rad, but if they screw up the prep it won't matter if they coat it in pure white carnauba picked from trees that bloom every ten years during a full moon; it will still look like ass. ---PICUS
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:28 PM   #19
Cerezo
Second Lieutenant
6
Rep
254
Posts

Drives: 08 TL Type-S
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Seattle

iTrader: (0)

can't be smaller than the first gen 300ZX it's not comfortable but it's an experience.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:28 PM   #20
Rewted
Captain
Rewted's Avatar
Canada
312
Rep
909
Posts

Drives: M3
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

1. Getting laid because of your car.
Translation: You're so ugly and lacking personality that a tangible asset will help her forgive herself in the morning.

2. Having sex in the back of a car.
Translation:
a. You live at home with your parents.
b. You're married and your wife doesn't appreciate you bringing strange women home for sex.
c. You cannot afford a motel room because you need to save up for that next lease payment. Pose on playa!
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 12:33 PM   #21
Solonng
Captain
109
Rep
829
Posts

Drives: Monacco Blue 335i coupe
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Having sex on the beach is much better btw.
Appreciate 0
      05-09-2008, 04:32 PM   #22
SPC LV
Private First Class
11
Rep
133
Posts

Drives: 335i coupe
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Wilm DE

iTrader: (0)

Lost my virginity in the back of an 88 Legend.
Appreciate 0
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:00 AM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST