[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by P1et

I heard someone say "turn down for what" today. Had never heard that one before.

My friend does this all the time.


Oh, and bumping this.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Oh, and bumping this.

.... that's what she said.

[Alfisti]

"Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades"

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

"Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades"

So THAT'S what's up with Squishy's dog. . .

[Mr Tonka]

"I'm busier than a cat covering it up."

[Jamesomania]

Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing.

[roastbeef]

in reference to when someone asks if something subjective is "good";

"shit tastes good if you like it."

[954Stealth]

stick that in your pipe and smoke it

[V1.47fan]

Every time i get handed a settlement check or talking to a colleague about how much i made, I say:" Cha-Ching" .
I need to stop doing that though...

[Lups]

Hypiti hyp sanoi hirvi kun mummia puskaan ajoi.

[UncleWede]

". . . but you can never un-lick my butthole"

I learned that here