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      12-09-2014, 06:47 PM   #1
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Dude C is coming. We will all be drunk then and mods are away enjoying life. Our time will come.
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I'm saying we need better topics. The last few that have popped up have been weak to say the least.
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I'm saying we need better topics. The last few that have popped up have been weak to say the least.
Yes, I agree. I have no ideas what to offer you though, I have nine days left till my personal hell begins and I'm already stressed to the point where I don't care about anything else but surviving this fucking season.

Good hints to know, that all is not good with me:

* flowers, orchids show up everywhere. All dying ones of course, this way I get to send a maximum time with them.

* my boot, its currently full of pots and pans I've spent hours collecting from my friends and their friends to the homeless here. The noise makes me insane, but I had no time to deliver them yesterday.

* "Lups, let's go shopping" and I go, since details like me rather dying than going get forgotten in this panic mode. Oh well, now I have sunglasses, no sun though. I spent 30 minutes trying to remember any detail about them later, no recollection.

* I'm in complete bitch mode 24/7. I spend so much time reading this forum its clear I'm avoiding real life and I can't come up with any reasonable excuse to get the hell out of here for a day or two.

* I've designed the Christmas menu and cooked it once (without the turkey) just to see how fast it can be eaten and my family thrown out of the door.


I'm pretty out of topics till this family reunion is done. I've bought too many parts for my car so i can spend the holidays in my friends garage installing them.
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I just realized I have extra vacation, so now I get the 12th off, then from the 19th until January 5th.


Have no idea what I'll do with all this new found free time.
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I just realized I have extra vacation, so now I get the 12th off, then from the 19th until January 5th.


Have no idea what I'll do with all this new found free time.
Spend your time working as my family therapist?
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I just realized I have extra vacation, so now I get the 12th off, then from the 19th until January 5th.


Have no idea what I'll do with all this new found free time.
I teach at a University temporarily, and have off from today until Jan 7
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Pay my airfare, give me a bed to sleep in, and feed me and I will therpize your family all you want.
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Bang bitches? How old are you again? I think you're in your 20's right?

GO BANG SOME BITCHES!!
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Lol I like you Billup enough not to do that to you.

I really have no idea how to get through this one.
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Well that's a given, but I need something else to do with the 23 hours and 55 minutes in the day.
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Lol I like you Billup enough not to do that to you.

I really have no idea how to get through this one.
Hey, if you let me drive the M, I'll happily counter whatever antics your family could possibly throw at me. By the end they'd probably be so sick of me that they'd forgotten to torment you!
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Hey, if you let me drive the M, I'll happily counter whatever antics your family could possibly throw at me. By the end they'd probably be so sick of me that they'd forgotten to torment you!
Can you drive a stick?

I think I'd end up single if I told to my spouse I invited this guy from the forum to our house for C just to get away from the family. Thanks for the offer though, I think I'll just get as drunk as humanly possible every night while installing parts to my car and while in hangover mode I'll just redo them. Can. Not. Wait. Fml
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Yes, I agree. I have no ideas what to offer you though, I have nine days left till my personal hell begins and I'm already stressed to the point where I don't care about anything else but surviving this fucking season.

Good hints to know, that all is not good with me:

* flowers, orchids show up everywhere. All dying ones of course, this way I get to send a maximum time with them.

* my boot, its currently full of pots and pans I've spent hours collecting from my friends and their friends to the homeless here. The noise makes me insane, but I had no time to deliver them yesterday.

* "Lups, let's go shopping" and I go, since details like me rather dying than going get forgotten in this panic mode. Oh well, now I have sunglasses, no sun though. I spent 30 minutes trying to remember any detail about them later, no recollection.

* I'm in complete bitch mode 24/7. I spend so much time reading this forum its clear I'm avoiding real life and I can't come up with any reasonable excuse to get the hell out of here for a day or two.

* I've designed the Christmas menu and cooked it once (without the turkey) just to see how fast it can be eaten and my family thrown out of the door.


I'm pretty out of topics till this family reunion is done. I've bought too many parts for my car so i can spend the holidays in my friends garage installing them.


A woman who can cook, that's really sexy.
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