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12-17-2017, 09:20 AM | #1 |
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12-17-2017, 09:25 AM | #2 | |
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Nicky, i do appreciate your enthusiasm for American cuisine, but for an European that means she is a bit nuts. Even for those food hating brits that's nuts.
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12-17-2017, 10:35 AM | #4 |
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12-17-2017, 10:54 AM | #5 | |
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That's a bit harsh, don't ya think? No way is that a result of one mom eaten.
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12-17-2017, 11:00 AM | #6 |
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When i saw her picture i cringed and realized it all made sense.
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12-17-2017, 11:11 AM | #7 |
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Looks like she has plenty of room for a tattoo *under* her chin
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12-17-2017, 12:43 PM | #8 |
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I didn't bother reading it, because as soon as I opened it 50 ads popped up. F the Mirror and their shitty website.
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12-17-2017, 05:30 PM | #9 |
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12-17-2017, 10:24 PM | #11 |
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: why would you do that? Surely she would be better off mixing the ashes into tattoo ink or something? Or having something made with the ashes that she doesn't eat. What happens when there is no more mum left in the jar?!
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12-18-2017, 07:27 AM | #12 |
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You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.
Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.
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12-18-2017, 08:03 AM | #13 |
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Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.
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12-18-2017, 08:29 AM | #14 |
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You need to kill and eat someone stronger than you, otherwise it's just wasted calories.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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12-18-2017, 08:55 AM | #17 |
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Looks like shes had other cravings as well.
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