[Comet]

http://www.mdstreetscene.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=15536

not as bad as sitkowned
but funny none the less

[ChineseGuy]

fuck, 51 pages?

CLIFF NOTE!!~

[xquisit]

i like how he got HACKED LOL

[Comet]

Cliffnotes courtesy of Autoblog

Some people are just pathological. At first, it was amusing that Fresh C280, a member of the MDStreetScene forums, would claim to own a Mercedes CLS55 AMG. How a 19-year-old affords a car that normally retails for around $100,000 is the first thing that made everyone on the forum suspicious. A story about a digital camera becoming a sewage buoy was also an immediate head scratcher, since the pic he posted supposedly came from said camera. Further cementing the obvious dementia was the claim that the picture was taken during a dyno run in New York. It could be New York, except right now it's chilly early spring in the Empire State, and the dyno run picture clearly shows garage bays with the doors flung open and leaves on trees. It gets better as it becomes clear how many balls this kid's trying to juggle to hold up his story. There's a nice little synopsis that debunks the girlfriend angle – even though it's supposedly her car.

It didn't take long for total pwnage to occur when Fresh C280s fellow Maryland car enthusiasts did a little detective work. The car is actually owned by a CarDomain member named Xavier, who hails from Florida and showed up with proof of ownership around 30 pages in. All of the pictures posted to the MDStreetScene bulletin board were stolen from the actual owner's CarDomain page. This is weirder than the guy who thought up direct exhaust injection. The makings of a character study are all there – apparent delusional schizophrenia, a longing to be somebody, a sad little existence, and completely self-inflicted massive public humiliation. There's even a cameo by a famous lolcat. It doesn't get better than this, folks, the thread is only a day old so far. Check it out for yourself, it gets good around page 6. Oh, and Fresh C280's quote at the bottom of his posts is oddly prescient.

[ChineseGuy]

"This is weirder than the guy who thought up direct exhaust injection."

haha....

[L~R~G nor cal]

Ya well this is my car. I just let Tom have it for the night with the wifey!

P.S. I rigged the car so he would have trouble opening the door. I also taped the vid. I dated his wife. I also have been to the Moon. I just lost the camera in orbit, therefore I dont have pics.

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

[MrHarris]

Very sad lol.

[samwoo2go]

the actual owner of the cls55 signed in and posted a pic with his car and a piece of paper with his sn on it

[Chunga]

We also had one in here. Danish boy - 18. I I found up he lived in my city and i asked for a meeting so we could have some fun with the cars. When i pushed him i found out it was his fathers car (he had to tell me). He kept on posting in here for a while, still acting it was his car. And then he was gone.
You never know who is doing this.
Well - he loved his fathers car i guess and i have no interest in going to public with him. Who realy cares. His love for the car was real.

[Ru$$ell]

hahah,pretty funny stuff.

[Comet]

true dat
I think it's ok so long as the car is in your family...
but when the car isn't yours or even in the same state...

like my bro's M-roadster (when he still had it), I used to sometimes say "my M-roadster" (u can probably find occurrences of this around the forum)... but meh.. I used to drive it as well... it was his primarly.. but u know... it just comes out sometimes...

[yissels]

HAHA fun to read! I love those story's

[Epacy]

Originally Posted by Comet

like my bro's M-roadster (when he still had it), I used to sometimes say "my M-roadster" (u can probably find occurrences of this around the forum)... but meh.. I used to drive it as well... it was his primarly.. but u know... it just comes out sometimes...

Maybe for posuers.

It just doesn't come out that someones else's car is referred to as your's unless you are trying to pose. Nice try though. That is pretty sad.

[Comet]

Originally Posted by Epacy

Maybe for posuers.

It just doesn't come out that someones else's car is referred to as your's unless you are trying to pose. Nice try though. That is pretty sad.

shorter to type "my bro's M-roadster" every time...

I have no need to pose.. I got 2 335is (one E90 in mtl, one E93 in lebanon) for myself... it's pimp-sauce anyway u slice it... :/

[darkcloud]

We had another one of those posures on here. The freaky white kid in florida now going by caliBMW or BMWcali whatever. Always trying to claim that he bought is loaded 330i in full with his own money from his own full-time job as a editor or something like that at the age of 17y/o.

Now he's over on m3post spewing the same garbage as if he's going to purchase a M3 with his own money now at the ripe old age of 18.

There were a few threads tearing him up but people aren't rabid on this forum to tear liars a new asshole like on other forums. Anyways, the kids got issues.

[Comet]

Schneid got ripped a new one I think.. but it didn't become widespread and viral like nick sitko (sitkowned) or this guy

[TheLegacy]

So easy to tell he's bsing

I mean thats so immature, people are really members of a forum like that?

[montreal red]

ahhaha hilarious..

[jdink]

i'm on page 13... this shit is HILARIOUS.

[mrvuml]

We've seen that shit here on E90Post also from The Metro aka Alabama_Man aka Xeloj aka Z06_Socrates, etc. who claimed to have M5s, Porsche 997T, expensive houses, etc. Here's one of them...
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109251

[TahBOSS]

The girl isn't even his..

[White08M3]

You know what? hes from miami...kind of makes me think hes not lieing...i have a condo in south beach...i see those types of cars all over the place and 90% of them are loaded with kids...One of my friends little brothers actually went to Gulliver prep down in Miami and his buddy drives around in an s550.

Some parents are nuts...i dno haha

On the other hand he could be a 135lb guido trying to be a big shot...as you can tell by his username Mafioso! hahahhaha