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      04-02-2008, 05:39 PM   #1
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Bartenders Psychology

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----


The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: Wants to get laid with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay
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heh, kind of obvious but it's funny to read.
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is that what all guys think of these days?
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A woman who drinks beer from the bottle/can for me. It's true, they seem to like a challenge. Hopefully later she will accept the "all the way down", "I know you can do it" challenge.
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A woman who drinks beer from the bottle/can for me. It's true, they seem to like a challenge. Hopefully later she will accept the "all the way down", "I know you can do it" challenge.
I agree. I really prefer to see women drinking beer. Especially when they drink imports. I've met a few girls lately that like to try new imports all the time.
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I don't mind a woman that drinks beer on occasion, but there is a time and place. I took a smoking hot girl out when I was single to a really nice trendy place in town, I order a nice classy drink and she got a bud light at the most expensive joint in town. While I appreciated the fact that she was seemingly low maintenance, it was almost a turn off.
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I don't mind a woman that drinks beer on occasion, but there is a time and place. I took a smoking hot girl out when I was single to a really nice trendy place in town, I order a nice classy drink and she got a bud light at the most expensive joint in town. While I appreciated the fact that she was seemingly low maintenance, it was almost a turn off.
Drink what you want, not what others think you should drink. It seems you want someone higher maintenance, who's into appearances.
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Drink what you want, not what others think you should drink. It seems you want someone higher maintenance, who's into appearances.
"I don't care if you don't like them, drink it"

No offense, but what is a nice classy drink for a man?
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She has no clue of what Jack Daniels is capable of doing.
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I don't mind a woman that drinks beer on occasion, but there is a time and place. I took a smoking hot girl out when I was single to a really nice trendy place in town, I order a nice classy drink and she got a bud light at the most expensive joint in town. While I appreciated the fact that she was seemingly low maintenance, it was almost a turn off.
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Drink what you want, not what others think you should drink. It seems you want someone higher maintenance, who's into appearances.
I see where Phantom's going on this; but Neurorad has a point. We shouldn't be concerned what other's think (although, I've been bartending for about 4 years now, and yeah, drinks say a lot about the person).

I don't dig girls who drink beer either. Because, well beer = beer-gut.
And the whole, appearance factor does matter.


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No offense, but what is a nice classy drink for a man?
A dirty martini or manhattan; then not exactly "classy" but not low-bro either would be a vodka/soda, whisky/water.
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I don't know. It just does not look right. j/k kind of....
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Drink what you want, not what others think you should drink. It seems you want someone higher maintenance, who's into appearances.
I definitely want a woman into appearance (and that's what I have ). I've dated beer drinking girls before, just something sexier to me about girls drinking girly drinks. Beer is a man's drink. I'm sure my opinion isn't the norm, just the way I feel.
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lol, comeon guys, this was posted as a joke.
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I was a bartender, and I agree on all counts. Add Zima to the list of drinks for gay men. I don't even think they sell it anymore, but they did when I bartended.

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No offense, but what is a nice classy drink for a man?
Scotch neat, scotch rocks, scotch and soda.
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