bewbs (NWS MATERIAL)

iatacs19 · 05-20-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

I did, nothing but blood came out...i think it was a spider bite or something, maybe the stripper had spiders in her vagina and it crawled on my face and bit me...in either case, i healed up that one time...then got two more at the previous outings, u can ask iatacs and E90phan they were with me...

i wont be going back to those places, taking up bible study instead...

AMEN.

FrankoQ · 05-20-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

AMEN.

Looks like you accomplished your mission.

stooken · 05-20-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

what if she blows a wet fart on the way down ?

a SHART!

MTV · 05-20-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

ArmyBimmerDude will start a new thread entitled "So...I just got sharted on by a hot chick, how do I clean up my face?"

ArmyBimmerDude · 05-20-2008, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

ArmyBimmerDude will start a new thread entitled "So...I just got sharted on by a hot chick, how do I clean up my face?"

Suddenly I wish I could retract my statement considering what happened to a certain "other" E90post member.

AWD Addict · 05-20-2008, 09:27 PM

OMFGLOL

Year's_End · 05-20-2008, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

I did, nothing but blood came out...i think it was a spider bite or something, maybe the stripper had spiders in her vagina and it crawled on my face and bit me...in either case, i healed up that one time...then got two more at the previous outings, u can ask iatacs and E90phan they were with me...

i wont be going back to those places, taking up bible study instead...

What like this? Btw, if you get sick easily DON'T WATCH THIS.

ac1208 · 05-21-2008, 12:30 AM

^ disgusting.

Expired · 05-21-2008, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

What like this? Btw, if you get sick easily DON'T WATCH THIS.

WTFFF, that took forever and I didn't get to see the ending.. -___-

back to eating my mac 'n cheese..

-Nathan

ArmyBimmerDude · 05-21-2008, 12:49 AM

Jesus

TheAcAvenger · 05-21-2008, 01:05 AM

B_L... that wasn't cool man. That wasn't cool at all

DM1 · 05-21-2008, 11:17 AM

What the hell is that????

AJerman · 05-21-2008, 12:48 PM

Wow, this was the wrong page to read as I finished my lunch.

Expired · 05-21-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DM1

What the hell is that????

A big ass cyst. How does someone let one get that big?? Does it happen over night or something??

I found something to redeem the page.. Although I don't find any of the chicks attractive, it made me laugh a little.

-Nathan

karliejai · 05-21-2008, 01:18 PM

WTFFFFFF

Bimmer335i · 05-21-2008, 05:30 PM

Bewbs can be fake or real, large or small, but I"m an @ss guy, so you gotta love this; don't get me wrong though, I'm all for bewbs too..

But this one??

e90AW335i · 05-21-2008, 07:43 PM

Nice....

ArmyBimmerDude · 05-21-2008, 10:15 PM

Not big enough

Bimmer335i · 05-22-2008, 01:36 AM

Doesn't have to be big. Just an appropriate size and a natural look...and that a## is definitely natural

gonzo · 05-22-2008, 07:44 AM

Pleeease....

Here....

DM1 · 05-22-2008, 10:17 AM

^ I'd hit it all day!

MadDog · 05-22-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DM1

^ I'd hit it all day!

+1. And all night.....

05-20-2008, 09:27 PM	#50
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05-21-2008, 12:30 AM	#52
ac1208 Captain 18 Rep 600 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto iTrader: (3)	^ disgusting.
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05-21-2008, 12:49 AM	#54
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05-21-2008, 01:05 AM	#55
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05-21-2008, 11:17 AM	#56
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05-21-2008, 12:48 PM	#57
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05-21-2008, 01:18 PM	#59
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05-21-2008, 05:30 PM	#60
Bimmer335i Major 49 Rep 1,353 Posts Drives: 07 Sparkling Graphite 335i Sed Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: San Diego, CA US iTrader: (0)	Bewbs can be fake or real, large or small, but I"m an @ss guy, so you gotta love this; don't get me wrong though, I'm all for bewbs too.. But this one?? Attached Images __________________ Enjoy the ride!
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05-21-2008, 07:43 PM	#61
e90AW335i Major General 137 Rep 6,608 Posts Drives: e90 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ...... iTrader: (4)	Nice....
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05-21-2008, 10:15 PM	#62
ArmyBimmerDude Major General 152 Rep 5,501 Posts Drives: Lola Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Georgia iTrader: (3) Garage List 02/2007 E92 335i [0.00]	Not big enough __________________ 2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
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05-22-2008, 01:36 AM	#63
Bimmer335i Major 49 Rep 1,353 Posts Drives: 07 Sparkling Graphite 335i Sed Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: San Diego, CA US iTrader: (0)	Doesn't have to be big. Just an appropriate size and a natural look...and that a## is definitely natural __________________ Enjoy the ride!
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05-22-2008, 07:44 AM	#64
gonzo Lieutenant General 10187 Rep 14,392 Posts Drives: as many as possible Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TeXXXas iTrader: (0)	Pleeease.... Here.... Attached Images __________________ Crazy Diamond
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05-22-2008, 10:17 AM	#65
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