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      02-18-2009, 09:00 PM   #1
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How to tell if a chick is a chick..even if post op

So in this day of age, a dude can make himself look hotter than a decent chick and you won't even find out until you're in bed when he's rubbing his cock by your ear.
So how can you tell? Easy
Men's index fingers are shorter than their ring fingers while women's index fingers are longer than their ring finger. It's true. Saw this on manswers.
I bet you everyone is staring at their fingers now lol.
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While the picture above doesn't show these women with index fingers longer than their ring finger...they definitely look a lot closer in length than a guys
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Look for an adams apple...or do a "package check"...worked pretty well when I was in the Navy while visiting Thailand and Singapore.
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      02-18-2009, 09:15 PM   #4
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lol totally just checked...thats insane. never noticed it
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While the picture above doesn't show these women with index fingers longer than their ring finger...they definitely look a lot closer in length than a guys
You know what that meanssssssssss...we got some trannys in that picture lol
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Look for an adams apple...or do a "package check"...worked pretty well when I was in the Navy while visiting Thailand and Singapore.
Surgery will remove the adams apple no problem and same thing with the genitals.
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      02-18-2009, 09:34 PM   #7
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Thats interesting, manswers ftw!
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thanks for the tips. If you come to Canada and you turn out to be a female, i am so fucking you.
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You know what that meanssssssssss...we got some trannys in that picture lol
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best test is to cut a 12" piece of garden hose and a golf ball.....get the person to suck one one end and place the golf ball on the other....if the person is able to suck the golf ball through the hose to the other end...its a female...if its a guy....their head will implode!
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thanks for the tips. If you come to Canada and you turn out to be a female, i am so fucking you.
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thanks for the tips. If you come to Canada and you turn out to be a female, i am so fucking you.
What the....do you have a crush on me or something dude?
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WTF...my index finger is longer than my ring finger
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WTF...my index finger is longer than my ring finger
uh oh...
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WTF...my index finger is longer than my ring finger
ouch.
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Aw man Im fucked. My ring finger is longer.



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Aw man Im fucked. My ring finger is longer.



Try closing your hand. (have your fingers together) that's how you have to measure them.
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Try closing your hand. (have your fingers together) that's how you have to measure them.
My index and ring are almost the exact same length Ring is a hair longer.
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Your finger must be really fast.... and gay.
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Your finger must be really fast.... and gay.
Mine? Oh well they get the job done.
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Aw man Im fucked. My ring finger is longer.

That's a pasty white hand you have there. It almost blends in with the laptop.

I banish you to a tanning booth
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lies, lies, lies... my index finger is longer than my ring finger!

there was that time when i was 10 where I 'lost time'... fuck.
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