don't take this too seriously

Rawhide · 02-09-2011, 06:00 PM

After 40 years of life it has become evident to me that women never really mature past the high school phase of life. The whole "girls mature faster than boys" thing may be true, but then they stop cold at 17 while we continue on.

If you want to think like a woman, make your decisions based on which one makes you feel the best. This is why men always claim woman are impossible to understand. They simply can't be understood because everything is washing back and forth in a sea of emotions - being able to understand something implies using some sort of logic, and that shit is right out the window here. Truth is, they can't even understand themselves.

All that said, the sex still makes it worth the hassle.

JayKay335i · 02-09-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

hahaha. You should've told her to make you a sandwich after.

This was college my friend. She have had to go to the store first to purchase sammich meat and bread. Not feasible as I drove her from her feminist institution.

Kroy · 02-09-2011, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

This was college my friend. She have had to go to the store first to purchase sammich meat and bread. Not feasible as I drove her from her feminist institution.

feminists are institutionalized??

ScaredOnce · 02-09-2011, 07:01 PM

OP, have you tried hitting her?

JayKay335i · 02-09-2011, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

feminists are institutionalized??

Yuhp. All girl colleges.

lopealle · 02-09-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

this

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-09-2011, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

OP, have you tried hitting her?

Occam's razor...

BimmerRob · 02-09-2011, 08:10 PM

okham's razor indeed...

I believe a sesh is in order

Verbiage · 02-10-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Schm

fuck bitches get money

Why did it take so long for someone to say this?

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

Did the strap-on hurt your ass?

OP its okay. At my job its all corny motherfuckers. They get on my nerves. But at the end of the day, you come out on top. Or something.

UncleWede · 02-10-2011, 03:29 PM

Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" and it all becomes crystal clear that no matter what you do, you WILL be wrong, she won't listen to a word of logic, and it's just best to say "Yes, Dear" and hope for a handjob later. Or maybe you get lucky and she's a really good cook and you'll get some dinner.

Blake · 02-10-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

you're white, aren't you?

JayKay335i · 02-10-2011, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Why did it take so long for someone to say this?

OP its okay. At my job its all corny white motherfuckers. They get on my nerves. But at the end of the day, you come out on top. Or something.

Cummmmmon. Say it. You know you want to.

Verbiage · 02-10-2011, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Cummmmmon. Say it. You know you want to.

I just burst out laughing when you wrote that ROFLASDFASDKAD.

UncleWede · 02-10-2011, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

you're white, aren't you?

And married Mexican, both times

Kroy · 02-10-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" and it all becomes crystal clear that no matter what you do, you WILL be wrong, she won't listen to a word of logic, and it's just best to say "Yes, Dear" and hope for a handjob later. Or maybe you get lucky and she's a really good cook and you'll get some dinner.

BobKingerman · 02-10-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

hahaha. You should've told her to make you a sandwich after.

I once asked a girl to make me a sandwich and she slapped me

JayKay335i · 02-10-2011, 05:40 PM

WOmans make the best sammiches

lm1z · 02-10-2011, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TiAg335i

truer words have never been said

emotion acts against logic

+infinity

Tondtar · 02-10-2011, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Though I hate generalizations, if I had to make a similar observation, based upon my interactions (which are completely anecdotal), it's that females tend to seek empathy whilst males tend to seek solutions. So for men, the response to stress from work is to attempt to alleviate that stress. For women, it's to talk about it, which often comes across as bitching or complaining but at least in my experiences they just seem to be wired to talk about shit and get it off their chest, while men will just take it for what it is, gain nothing from talking about it with an unrelated party (unless it's a specific piece of advice they're asking for), and go about what makes them feel better.

That's why BJ is the best thing in the world. Takes care of both problems simultaneously .... but try to make women understand that

JayKay335i · 02-10-2011, 06:09 PM

I tried to go to the general forum. A guy wants to put a twin turbo kit on his 325 because he cant afford a 335. He wants to know if he should get a universal kit or just strap on the turbos from a 335. What do you think guys?

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-10-2011, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I tried to go to the general forum. A guy wants to put a twin turbo kit on his 325 because he cant afford a 335. He wants to know if he should get a universal kit or just strap on the turbos from a 335. What do you think guys?

He should drop in a turbine

JayKay335i · 02-10-2011, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

He should drop in a turbine

I told him he should get a triturbo kit for his 325 like I have. 425 to the rear wheels.

Also, Im sitting at sbux studying. So many great asses.

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