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      11-05-2015, 10:15 AM   #1981
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I know I'm like new here but uhmmm... "Innocent" and "pure"?? We selling crazy and lies on the forum now??

I has a question !!! A legit one??

Can you please explain why on gawds green planet that if you girls spend enough time together, "shark week" becomes synced??!!!! Me and the fellas don't start getting synchronized boners if we hang together FYI...

And yes, I said it... "Shark week"... Lups, Google can't help you on this one lol...
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Haha, you're just sucking up to Lups because you want her to leave her car with you when she moves!
I wonder if he'll keep the Peter name.
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      11-05-2015, 10:17 AM   #1983
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Some women are just squirters, I think if that's the case it's more dependent on them than on you, so don't be too flattered - someone correct me if I'm wrong.
Somewhat true. I had one girl where she would literally let loose after like 5 thrusts, every, single, time. Felt like a fucking champion.


Then this other girl, if I didn't finger her just right before I put my dick in, it wouldn't happen. When it did though, it was like Niagara Falls on Lady Mist.
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      11-05-2015, 10:22 AM   #1984
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I know I'm like new here but uhmmm... "Innocent" and "pure"?? We selling crazy and lies on the forum now??

I has a question !!! A legit one??

Can you please explain why on gawds green planet that if you girls spend enough time together, "shark week" becomes synced??!!!! Me and the fellas don't start getting synchronized boners if we hang together FYI...

And yes, I said it... "Shark week"... Lups, Google can't help you on this one lol...
Exactly, you're new, so you don't remember the days of yore (September) when I was gentle and docile and V1 even went so far as to call me noble. Actually, I think that only changed when Tara made me start this thread. Now who's the culprit!?!?

I have no idea why they sync up.
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      11-05-2015, 10:26 AM   #1985
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I know I'm like new here but uhmmm... "Innocent" and "pure"?? We selling crazy and lies on the forum now??

I has a question !!! A legit one??

Can you please explain why on gawds green planet that if you girls spend enough time together, "shark week" becomes synced??!!!! Me and the fellas don't start getting synchronized boners if we hang together FYI...

And yes, I said it... "Shark week"... Lups, Google can't help you on this one lol...
It is weird, but I think that's just a way to not ruin two weeks of the month, though most of us show no symptoms at all. I naturally am a freak in this too, I can't eat for two days just before.

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I wonder if he'll keep the Peter name.
Of course he would. The best and coolest car name ever! Dork. Even you dream of coming up with something as cool as that!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-05-2015, 10:26 AM   #1986
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I know I'm like new here but uhmmm... "Innocent" and "pure"?? We selling crazy and lies on the forum now??

I has a question !!! A legit one??

Can you please explain why on gawds green planet that if you girls spend enough time together, "shark week" becomes synced??!!!! Me and the fellas don't start getting synchronized boners if we hang together FYI...

And yes, I said it... "Shark week"... Lups, Google can't help you on this one lol...
Exactly, you're new, so you don't remember the days of yore (September) when I was gentle and docile and V1 even went so far as to call me noble. Actually, I think that only changed when Tara made me start this thread. Now who's the culprit!?!?

I have no idea why they sync up.
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Exactly, you're new, so you don't remember the days of yore (September) when I was gentle and docile and V1 even went so far as to call me noble. Actually, I think that only changed when Tara made me start this thread. Now who's the culprit!?!?

I have no idea why they sync up.
You were frontin'.
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      11-05-2015, 10:29 AM   #1988
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Exactly, you're new, so you don't remember the days of yore (September) when I was gentle and docile and V1 even went so far as to call me noble. Actually, I think that only changed when Tara made me start this thread. Now who's the culprit!?!?

I have no idea why they sync up.
You were frontin'.
I can be very reserved at times. Not the type to bust in loudly and announce my arrival.
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      11-05-2015, 10:33 AM   #1989
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I have been coerced into starting this thread by an unnamed OT member whose name rhymes with Tara. Because it's Tara. Therefore, please bring forth your best questions for the estrogen-ridden ones Sara504 bimmette, C5driver , and yes, even you Lups. I'll do my best to be as honest/candid as possible. If you ask something like "can bears smell your periods" I will break your kneecaps, but I have no doubt someone will do it anyway.
@ bold letter.

Okay, here we go...

Question #1: When guys gets played by a girl, we admit it. Yes, male tend to go out to drink and share a 2 hours of sob stories to friend. <--SOB

How come most of females I dealt in the past have a strong mind and just move on (after they got played like a foo) like nothing happened?


Question #2:
From my experience, lots of top level women tend to go after mid packs. Avg job. Avg look. Avg stuff.

That being said, what is a line/point/bell curve which even hot+smart women would find a prey which they can get for sure? What determines it? Is it calculations? Just experiencing different type? Game theory app?
I think I can answer one of the questions......top girls don't need a man for their money so the tend to go for an easier pick because too many CHIEFs .....and because lots of top guys play women.....there needs to be a Dom/sub in a sucessful relation IMO.
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      11-05-2015, 10:43 AM   #1990
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I wonder if he'll keep the Peter name.
Yes I would gives me opportunity to talk about polishing my peter, or taking out my Peter and hammering on it.
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      11-05-2015, 10:48 AM   #1991
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Yes I would gives me opportunity to talk about polishing my peter, or taking out my Peter and hammering on it.
Is it goin to be your first bright yellow car?
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      11-05-2015, 10:56 AM   #1992
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Never had yellow car, Austin isn't really bright like speed yellow or something. More something I find in a kleenex
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      11-05-2015, 10:59 AM   #1993
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Sounds like a personal problem.
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      11-05-2015, 06:49 PM   #1994
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I got a question for women.

Why do women in 20s do not get the concept of TIME VALUE?

I use to ask this girl out during my early 20s, and she always refuses and thought herself was worth more. Time flies by, when I was late 20s, she was dying to date me. I nicely refused , and told her story about MILK CARTON and exp dates.
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      11-05-2015, 07:10 PM   #1995
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I wonder if he'll keep the Peter name.
I CAN'T BELIEVE that an alien is considered over me - A bonafide Donkey and Goat owner!!!!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE that an alien is considered over me - A bonafide Donkey and Goat owner!!!!
Dude i have special polymers to protect the paint and rod bearings that simply don't exist here. Goat and donkey doo won't help.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE that an alien is considered over me - A bonafide Donkey and Goat owner!!!!
How many goats do you own?
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      11-05-2015, 07:24 PM   #1998
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Dude i have special polymers to protect the paint and rod bearings that simply don't exist here. Goat and donkey doo won't help.
Oh no you didnt.....
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Oh no you didnt.....
Yep alien tech trumps you sir. While you flesh bag, tall cow, goat sluts run around like a monkey with hot sauce on his balls.
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How many goats do you own?
Just one - our neighbors sold their flock, so Waffles was lonely
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Just one - our neighbors sold their flock, so Waffles was lonely
I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
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Just one - our neighbors sold their flock, so Waffles was lonely
I passed a whole donkey farm on the way to Panama City Beach today. I said, Waffles! when we passed them. Wife and friend were like, what??? I said, oh, nothing. 20 min later both of them are craving breakfast for lunch. lol
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