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Originally Posted by jh valley

about 2,405 years ago i was on jupiter; you know, the planet. i had taken my flying teddy bear spaceship - made from old gym socks and fleshlights into space for the first time. naturally, i was excited that i had arrived in one piece. upon setting foot on the surface of jupiter i preceded to take 100 shots of absinthe to celebrate. i wasnt drunk at all. as i was wandering around the planet, i met the actual santa clause. kinda weird, i had always thought he lived in the north pole. w/e. we chatted a bit while i divided by zero and petted unicorns. he asked me if i wanted to try to fold a piece of paper more than 1,000 times and i did, with ease. a little later on in the afternoon i started to get bored so i hopped in santas veyron (which he was letting me borrow for the day) and cruised at a comfy 3000^342342346999945 mph. funny thing is, a JB3PROCEEDV4234324 E92 335i raced me and won. who woulda known? aaaanyway, after cruising around, i decided to head home. it took about 20 minutes rather than 13, i hit mad traffic. i arrived at home, to my beautiful wife, jessica longoria campo connolly and we fucked for 5 weeks... straight. we had 30 kids but jess' vagoo stayed as tight as the lid on a mason jar. our kids were bored of their pet dodos and dragons so we sent them to bill o'reillys house where he gave them all piggyback rides and made them ice cream cones. long story short, i found the rest of solaris's story.

[E90SLAM]

u both are 18...unless you both can really tell u can get married down the road....why bother....tell her to wake up from her fantasy land!!!

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

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[Cab5er]

Not gonna work. Trust me, I've been there. Use the money for some mods instead.

[Cyrax91]

Fuck it dude. If thats the girl in your avitar do it!

[Cyrax91]

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[aut0sh0cker]

get out while you still can!!! i knew a guy who was engaged when he graduated high school. Now looking back (and this was less than a year ago) he just laughs about it. Seriously, things change so fast you will always regret something like this...

[Tondtar]

A wise man said,

"A man in love is an unfinished self. Once married, he is finally FINISHED"

[JayAre335i]

Originally Posted by jh valley

about 2,405 years ago i was on jupiter; you know, the planet. i had taken my flying teddy bear spaceship - made from old gym socks and fleshlights into space for the first time. naturally, i was excited that i had arrived in one piece. upon setting foot on the surface of jupiter i preceded to take 100 shots of absinthe to celebrate. i wasnt drunk at all. as i was wandering around the planet, i met the actual santa clause. kinda weird, i had always thought he lived in the north pole. w/e. we chatted a bit while i divided by zero and petted unicorns. he asked me if i wanted to try to fold a piece of paper more than 1,000 times and i did, with ease. a little later on in the afternoon i started to get bored so i hopped in santas veyron (which he was letting me borrow for the day) and cruised at a comfy 3000^342342346999945 mph. funny thing is, a JB3PROCEEDV4234324 E92 335i raced me and won. who woulda known? aaaanyway, after cruising around, i decided to head home. it took about 20 minutes rather than 13, i hit mad traffic. i arrived at home, to my beautiful wife, jessica longoria campo connolly and we fucked for 5 weeks... straight. we had 30 kids but jess' vagoo stayed as tight as the lid on a mason jar. our kids were bored of their pet dodos and dragons so we sent them to bill o'reillys house where he gave them all piggyback rides and made them ice cream cones. long story short, i found the rest of solaris's story.

^^^^ holy hell thats funny

[shiggy]

she asked for the ring?????!!!!!
if your open for some advise/feedback.....
this is exactly what you say to her
" i will give you a promise ring when im good and ready...now get on your knees and suck my dick"!!!!
or you can go your route and say "yes dear anything you say dear....and next time your sitting on the toilet....give me a holler and ill rush over to wipe your ass."
sorry dude....just fuckin with ya.....seriously though .....a woman who asks for a ring is a red flag....i would be running for the hills!

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Originally Posted by jh valley

long story short, i found the rest of solaris's story.

lmfao

[DougLikesBMW]

Holy fuck dude, shit just got real. Wtf you promising through this ring anyhow? You only think you want to marry her, now. Give it some time and you'll change your mind, BELIEVE ME.

Shit just got cereal.

[boymonkey]

Chick asking you to buy her stuff = GTFO!!!
You buy her stuff only if you want to. Tell her to buy her own and to buy you one.

[endofanera7]

lol bimmer loyalist...

[Digital.James]

Post pics or her and then have everyone vote to see if you should buy her a promise ring or not

[mpimping]

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/293645...storyContinued

[Sticky]

Steal her shit and run.

[BillLee]

Originally Posted by Digital.James

Post pics or her and then have everyone vote to see if you should buy her a promise ring or not

there's pics of us in the car and girlfriend thread.

[MadDog]

Originally Posted by BillLee

there's pics of us in the car and girlfriend thread.

That thread is 35 pages long. What post # ??

[josephr25]

Do like Homer Simpson and give her an onion ring.

[pdjafari]

maybe a cock ring instead?

[Seminole]

Originally Posted by BillLee

there's pics of us in the car and girlfriend thread.

Liar:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...80#post3963480

Time to post up a new one.