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Cajun you obviously havent been to Basingstoke (a shit hole of a town in Hampshire, the original 'Hampshire' ) ........................ most of the inbreds there would queue up for days to have a bit of rectal thermometer insertion
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Midwife at the front telling all the parents what will happen during childbirth. She then says, I’m afraid ladies after the birth we may have to insert a finger into your anus to check that there’s been no tearing. I then say under my breath, but apparently not quietly enough, to the wife, “that’s nice, a little treat at the end to look forward to”. Daggers and giggling all around us. |
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For all you guys in lockdown...
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11-23-2020, 06:30 AM | #51 |
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I think we all had a better weekend than the BL keeper
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So apparently James Corden found a Canadian ferry company had drawn up signs that passengers and crew should wear masks.
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Men; wearing a mask over a beard makes you look like a ladies' underwear advert from 1972.
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Took me a few seconds to see that, but once you e seen it you can't un-see it.
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Too soon..., nah, not for Gazza?!
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