[at_boy]

.......
18 years old.......
nothing to said
too young to get marry
at last hope you blessedness

[at_boy]

挖 美国人 菲利宾人都有啊。。。。。。
这个论坛还不错哟

[nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

aren't they for 15 year olds in high school? seriously dude, suuuucks.

[BillLee]

Originally Posted by ad78

you are 18 and yet you are driving 335i lol

i sense that your GF is brat, materialistic, i dont know....lol

we met before i even had a car so nothing to worry about there

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

aren't they for 15 year olds in high school? seriously dude, suuuucks.

thats the same thing i was thinking

[Aija]

when i was 19 my gf made me do the promise ring too after going out for 4+ years....then we broke up 3months later...

[BillLee]

Originally Posted by Aija

when i was 19 my gf made me do the promise ring too after going out for 4+ years....then we broke up 3months later...

that happened to one of my friends. i have a feeling these promise rings are cursed.

[stooken]

promise rings are stupid. more like "i promise i'll try not to break up with you".

[FOXYCaymanS]

Just give her a pearl necklace

I'm kidding...

On a serious note...

What exactly are you promising? I'm a girl... what's the difference between engagement ring and promise ring? What the hell am I missing out on here?!?!?!

[at_boy]

hehe
I have a ring for myself

so unwedding

[Comet]

tell her you will buy it and give it to her on a special day..

don't ever buy it
if she brings it up, you tell her you bought it but you're waiting a special day that means something to the both of you..
she'll never figure it out and you get mad sex

[GreenThree]

Isnt that what an engagement ring is for? But not you guys at 18. Good luck!

[Jet335i]

insecure-much? dude you're 18....you have NO idea how much you're gonna change by the time you hit your low to mid 20's...NO idea. You're waaaaay too young to even know how to spell the word "marriage". Hell, you're too young to want to be monogamous.

The fact your girl is 18, been dating you a year, wants a promise ring is quite possibly the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard. Tell her to stop taking the crazy pills and chill or run away before you find a horse head in your bed sheets.

[jhv]

Originally Posted by Jet335i

The fact your girl is 18, been dating you a year, wants a promise ring is quite possibly the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard. Tell her to stop taking the crazy pills and chill or run away before you find a horse head in your bed sheets.

about 2,405 years ago i was on jupiter; you know, the planet. i had taken my flying teddy bear spaceship - made from old gym socks and fleshlights into space for the first time. naturally, i was excited that i had arrived in one piece. upon setting foot on the surface of jupiter i preceded to take 100 shots of absinthe to celebrate. i wasnt drunk at all. as i was wandering around the planet, i met the actual santa clause. kinda weird, i had always thought he lived in the north pole. w/e. we chatted a bit while i divided by zero and petted unicorns. he asked me if i wanted to try to fold a piece of paper more than 1,000 times and i did, with ease. a little later on in the afternoon i started to get bored so i hopped in santas veyron (which he was letting me borrow for the day) and cruised at a comfy 3000^342342346999945 mph. funny thing is, a JB3PROCEEDV4234324 E92 335i raced me and won. who woulda known? aaaanyway, after cruising around, i decided to head home. it took about 20 minutes rather than 13, i hit mad traffic. i arrived at home, to my beautiful wife, jessica longoria campo connolly and we fucked for 5 weeks... straight. we had 30 kids but jess' vagoo stayed as tight as the lid on a mason jar. our kids were bored of their pet dodos and dragons so we sent them to bill o'reillys house where he gave them all piggyback rides and made them ice cream cones. long story short, i found the rest of solaris's story.

[Jet335i]

well, if you're going to throw the makings of scientology in my face.....

even your story is second most ludricrous thing i've heard, crazy 18-year old girl (though that seems redundant) still tops you

[jhv]

Originally Posted by Jet335i

well, if you're going to throw the makings of scientology in my face.....

even your story is second most ludricrous thing i've heard, crazy 18-year old girl (though that seems redundant) still tops you

damn you, i was about to quote you pre-edit

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jh valley

about 2,405 years ago i was on jupiter; you know, the planet. i had taken my flying teddy bear spaceship - made from old gym socks and fleshlights into space for the first time. naturally, i was excited that i had arrived in one piece. upon setting foot on the surface of jupiter i preceded to take 100 shots of absinthe to celebrate. i wasnt drunk at all. as i was wandering around the planet, i met the actual santa clause. kinda weird, i had always thought he lived in the north pole. w/e. we chatted a bit while i divided by zero and petted unicorns. he asked me if i wanted to try to fold a piece of paper more than 1,000 times and i did, with ease. a little later on in the afternoon i started to get bored so i hopped in santas veyron (which he was letting me borrow for the day) and cruised at a comfy 3000^342342346999945 mph. funny thing is, a JB3PROCEEDV4234324 E92 335i raced me and won. who woulda known? aaaanyway, after cruising around, i decided to head home. it took about 20 minutes rather than 13, i hit mad traffic. i arrived at home, to my beautiful wife, jessica longoria campo connolly and we fucked for 5 weeks... straight. we had 30 kids but jess' vagoo stayed as tight as the lid on a mason jar. our kids were bored of their pet dodos and dragons so we sent them to bill o'reillys house where he gave them all piggyback rides and made them ice cream cones. long story short, i found the rest of solaris's story.

i lol'd at that shit

haha

[Seminole]

I was thinking about it some more. You could do one of two things:


1) Tell her you don't keep promises you can't keep

2) Tell her she doesn't need a ring to have you, she has your heart and that should be enough. (Corny, I know, but she'll find it romantic and it will get her off your back and save you some cash)

[3002 tii]

Originally Posted by jh valley

i sense a psycho gf. abort mission, bail while you still can

lol not psycho, just young and in love.

dude, hard call. tiffanys is the most overpriced junk. paying anything more than $20 on sterling silver is a joke but they market themselves well enough that girls are still somehow impressed. if she's impressed by the name, get her a ring from tiffanys. if she doesn't care, just get her a $20 sterling silver band.

[Jet335i]

Originally Posted by jh valley

damn you, i was about to quote you pre-edit

haha I thought better of it and downgraded your story in terms of ludicrous-ness (not a word).

[ACZakka325i]

Abort Mission!



This sounds awfully serious for an 18y/o. Then again, people do that sort of this where your are from I guess. My parents would shoot me if I got married any time soon and I'm 25.

Edit: The only reason I bring up marriage, is because this seems like an approximation of that. Why the hell do you need any kind of ring to have a GF? Can't she just wear your highschool football jacket!?

[777ER]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

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[MadDog]

Originally Posted by jh valley

about 2,405 years ago i was on jupiter; you know, the planet. i had taken my flying teddy bear spaceship - made from old gym socks and fleshlights into space for the first time. naturally, i was excited that i had arrived in one piece. upon setting foot on the surface of jupiter i preceded to take 100 shots of absinthe to celebrate. i wasnt drunk at all. as i was wandering around the planet, i met the actual santa clause. kinda weird, i had always thought he lived in the north pole. w/e. we chatted a bit while i divided by zero and petted unicorns. he asked me if i wanted to try to fold a piece of paper more than 1,000 times and i did, with ease. a little later on in the afternoon i started to get bored so i hopped in santas veyron (which he was letting me borrow for the day) and cruised at a comfy 3000^342342346999945 mph. funny thing is, a JB3PROCEEDV4234324 E92 335i raced me and won. who woulda known? aaaanyway, after cruising around, i decided to head home. it took about 20 minutes rather than 13, i hit mad traffic. i arrived at home, to my beautiful wife, jessica longoria campo connolly and we fucked for 5 weeks... straight. we had 30 kids but jess' vagoo stayed as tight as the lid on a mason jar. our kids were bored of their pet dodos and dragons so we sent them to bill o'reillys house where he gave them all piggyback rides and made them ice cream cones. long story short, i found the rest of solaris's story.

I would love to see at_boy madly translating this to Chinese and his reaction.