[Germanauto]

Lmao this is hilarious. Sounds like one of those trolling threads on Reddit.

Cats have 9 lives bro, nothing you can do to stop them.

[FCX5]

Originally Posted by Uranium235

Here's what I do. I cut hot dogs into small bite sized chunks. Then I soak them in antifreeze and leave them near the car in the driveway.

Don't misunderstand me. I like cats. But I love my car.

What car do you love so much?

[quakerroatmeal]

Originally Posted by SpacegrayMe90

After parking your car for the night, get a bucket of water and drench the whole vehicle. This process will suck if you hate water spots. However, cats like to rest and sleep on car hoods for the motor's warmth after a drive. The parked car is also security for them since they are off the ground from potential threats. Cats are nasty and absolutely hate getting wet. If your car is wet recurringly, it's no longer a comfortable environment for them to rest. You may have to do this for a couple of nights for them to get the message.

While I don't advocate animal cruelty as an alternative, invest in an air rifle. On good shot on the arse, the cats will remember that this area is not safe to roam around. They have good environmental memory. Just don't fire once they are close to your car

Whatever you do don't feed them antifreeze like I believe someone implied, it's inhumane and they will literally bleed out from the inside and swell up like a blowfish.

Contradict yourself a bit there. Doesn't advocate animal cruelty...but advocates animal cruelty solution. Dang this thread is old I wonder what he ended up doing. I would have personally put a car cover on after parking if no garage was available.
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[Bris-M340i]

What about putting a dog statue next to the car like this one

https://www.amazon.com/Hi-Line-Gift-...2600782&sr=8-2

[selbyp93]

Originally Posted by Bris-M340i

What about putting a dog statue next to the car like this one

https://www.amazon.com/Hi-Line-Gift-...2600782&sr=8-2

[Bunnny]

Originally Posted by derryck

Get a large Doberman....problem solved.

I have one of these and can say, their super effective!
ZERO cats or squirrels around.

[King Rudi]

Buys pussy magnet.....wants to repel pussy cats.

[M3X3Z3]

Had the same problem on my 2002 Z3.
Turns out multiple cats in the area just loved the lines and long bonnet of that car so they would have cat fights on the bonnet for dominance and thats when the claws came out and the scratches happended.

PPP solved my problem.

[Ytrewq]

What's PPP? Thanks

Originally Posted by M3X3Z3

Had the same problem on my 2002 Z3.
Turns out multiple cats in the area just loved the lines and long bonnet of that car so they would have cat fights on the bonnet for dominance and thats when the claws came out and the scratches happended.

PPP solved my problem.

[bmwbrad22]

Originally Posted by Ytrewq

What's PPP? Thanks

Originally Posted by Ytrewq

What's PPP? Thanks

I believe the poster meant PPF

Paint Protection Film

[cdavis93]

Back in the day, we'd come out to our cats warming up their oblivious selves on my dad's car. Cats have a mind of their own.

[DenverSteve]

Originally Posted by Humdizzle

i'd recommend moving to a place with a garage. but if thats not possible get a clear bra done. at least on the bumper, hood, front fenders , roof, and trunk lid.

Originally Posted by P1

Just park it in your garage mate. Problem solved.

Actually unhelpful and pointless statements. Park in, or move to, a garage? If he had a garage he would park in it and most densely-urban places don't have garages for most of the population. He lives in Turkey where traffic is so bad and parking is so difficult (especially in Istanbul) that they park on the sidewalks just to get partially out of traffic which is the worst I've ever seen. He's probably looking for a solution that won't cost him 4-5,000 dollars for a full wrap which is what he would need.