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07-19-2022, 11:51 AM | #40063 |
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07-19-2022, 02:44 PM | #40065 |
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Sharp dressed men~ Part 2.
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07-19-2022, 06:08 PM | #40067 |
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07-19-2022, 07:27 PM | #40068 |
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80's cool fashion Z Cavaricci, I wanted these so bad #McHammerPants The "cool kids" had a pair in every color, mustard green to indigo, I was stuck with jeans From Sears $9.99 Edit: I asked my teen son if skinny jeans were still in?!? He said nah, regular fit now, I asked my adult twin girls?!? same thing In my crystal ball 🔮 I think 2023 will bring back Feathered Layers & Shag 80s Hair |
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07-20-2022, 06:35 AM | #40069 |
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07-20-2022, 06:27 PM | #40070 |
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A commercial jetliner is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 36,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!" The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that? Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry. The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important. |
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07-20-2022, 06:38 PM | #40071 |
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I was expecting the answer to be that he just watched the fighter jet fly beyond its maximum fuel range to return home..... :
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07-20-2022, 06:38 PM | #40072 |
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07-21-2022, 02:08 AM | #40073 |
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07-21-2022, 02:46 AM | #40074 | |
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The old bull and the young bull were sitting on top of the hill looking down at the cows in the valley. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and $crew us a cow." The old bull replies, "Let's walk down there and $crew all of them." |
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I would NEVER want a woman who would only have sex with me because she liked my car!.... ....said no guy ever. |
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07-21-2022, 07:46 AM | #40076 |
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07-21-2022, 09:16 AM | #40077 |
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07-21-2022, 10:13 AM | #40078 |
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A little boy goes to his father and asks, " Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, " well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in an online chatroom. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your mom, and we met at a Cyber Cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said, " You've got male!" |
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