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      11-11-2015, 05:55 PM   #331
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Rabbits! Mister Bunny Hop donation for Easter.



The kind that lay chocolate eggs, too.
Yeah, let's do it! Since we don't have any Australian members to share how well bringing those to there went, we can pretend this is the best of all ideas!

Maybe we can get them to donate their population!
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I can't wait for the next animal...

"Annual bimmerpost Chinchilla Donation..."
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Gerbils!
I had two. One ate her own sister and then he died a few weeks later with a very sad look on his tiny face.
Ummm gross.
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Ummm gross.
Gerbils are the DEBIL!!!!

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If worldvision can't do them all, there are others as well that may have the stock ready to goat. I think heifer has cows for about 2500. Two girls, a goat, and a heifer!!!
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If worldvision can't do them all, there are others as well that may have the stock ready to goat. I think heifer has cows for about 2500. Two girls, a goat, and a heifer!!!
And I thought I was just getting a canadian goat!!
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Gerbils are the DEBIL!!!!

Mine had babies and then she ate all of them and then died, presumably from being too full. Bitch didn't know her own limits and went right into a food coma.
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Why don't you run your goat shop at a loss to offset your other income? That way you can hang out with goats and pay less taxes!
You are GENIUS !
Just play with my goats all day long , stop with working , and screw the insane Belgian taxes .....Is the cure !
Have no wife (for the moment) So I'm in love with my black goats cultivated in black !
Wait...Are goats also Belgian ...
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Next time we can all chip in to start the OT Farm Animal Breeding Program. Axius will live there full time as a caretaker, and we can donate the resulting offspring.
I would love to be the caretaker!


Under ONE minor stipulation, I am allowed to cultivate some sticky icky marijuana so I can get high and be surrounded by goats and do goat things.
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I know exactly what to send you if I get you! Participate, we need to make us look good in Europe's side too!
Yeah , we can also try to make some hybrids !
How can I say.....Mmmmm...
Ahhhhhh....Well a crossing between the 2 breeds , so a US goat with a Belgian hot goat .
Unique in the goat kind and worth even more !
And the Ameri-Belg goat is born, first time in hystory !!!
What do you think ?
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Yeah , we can also try to make some hybrids !
How can I say.....Mmmmm...
Ahhhhhh....Well a crossing between the 2 breeds , so a US goat with a Belgian hot goat .
Unique in the goat kind and worth even more !
And the Ameri-Belg goat is born, first time in hystory !!!
What do you think ?
Please stay away from any furry beasts. C5 counts too!
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Please stay away from any furry beasts. C5 counts too!
I really believe you , but I can take a lot !
And I even posted a song for C5 wich means I'm really kind and with the right title too => #2142 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...1#post18890931
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I really believe you , but I can take a lot !
And I even posted a song for C5 wich means I'm really kind and with the right title too => #2142 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...1#post18890931
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I really believe you , but I can take a lot !
And I even posted a song for C5 wich means I'm really kind and with the right title too => #2142 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...1#post18890931
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Waiting for the SPCA to join this thread... We had two girls one goat and now someone wants to get high and do "goat things" while high...

*shudders*
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      11-12-2015, 11:58 AM   #344
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Waiting for the SPCA to join this thread... We had two girls one goat and now someone wants to get high and do "goat things" while high...

*shudders*
If you say you've never wanted to do goat things, you are a damn liar.
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I got an email from WV finland that roughly translated as a wish for them to truly milk this story. I told them to go for it, and that we'd be glad to provide shots of cars, and a rough background story. I told them that we have no need for publicly for ourselves, but that the local car sites and magazines would eat this up, if we make Ms Alex to hand over a few shots of his M6, Asb a pic of his goat and the M3, and Tara as a wonder woman.
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I got an email from WV finland that roughly translated as a wish for them to truly milk this story. I told them to go for it, and that we'd be glad to provide shots of cars, and a rough background story. I told them that we have no need for publicly for ourselves, but that the local car sites and magazines would eat this up, if we make Ms Alex to hand over a few shots of his M6, Asb a pic of his goat and the M3, and Tara as a wonder woman.
No RRS or Tonka as Lups?? WTF?!?!
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I got an email from WV finland that roughly translated as a wish for them to truly milk this story. I told them to go for it, and that we'd be glad to provide shots of cars, and a rough background story. I told them that we have no need for publicly for ourselves, but that the local car sites and magazines would eat this up, if we make Ms Alex to hand over a few shots of his M6, Asb a pic of his goat and the M3, and Tara as a wonder woman.
No RRS or Tonka as Lups?? WTF?!?!
+1 for tonka dressed as Lups... Don't shave your legs this time though, it adds to the allure and mystique of Finnish women...
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No RRS or Tonka as Lups?? WTF?!?!
Hahaha, of course you'd get the prime spot! I thought that went without saying!
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Can I dress up as a goat?
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Can I dress up as a goat?
Only in private honey.
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Only in private honey.
Not even for charity?!
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Hahaha, of course you'd get the prime spot! I thought that went without saying!
Just what my mother always wanted. A picture of my legs as the prime spot.
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