Tinder/Dating Apps

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Holy shit! That's the first chick I've heard who rocks a Celine. Usually, the Rolex is accompanied with LV or Valentino. Heh, well done sir.

Yeah, shes a keeper

and she has yeezys and it pisses me off because Im a younger, italian version of kanye (before 808s and heart break)

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

She'd love it, even if she doesn't want to admit it.

Hhahahaha Mike you're fucked.

100 starbucks cup dude.. 100!! you guys knew this..I won some damn points for that

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bruh. Teach her about watches. Pronto.

Ive been trying, but people want brand recognition aka Rolex. womp

Im selling my STOWA. buy it

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

What are the acceptable brands? Currently, I'm pining for a panerai and a hublot.

Moonphase. But when people look at your wrist they wont know a timex from a rolex (most people) so get something you love!

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

They're... Ok. Better than Rolex in my opinion. Based on those two, I would say your aesthetic is a good match for Audemars Piguet or maybe a nice Vacheron Overseas. The Gen IIs have become quite reasonable. I would try not to stray too far from the stalwarts, although there are some great independents and up and coming brands. Send me a picture of ones you like and I'll make specific recommendations. The boutiques along 5th Ave are awesome. Wempe, Cellini. Stay away from Tourneau, unless you are looking at preowned and know what you are looking for and at.

Edit: ooh. Don't see the QDL preowned very often. You may like this too: http://www.exquisitetimepieces.com/p...tainless+Steel

FUCK TORNEAU they wanted to give me 250 for a 5 month old tag

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Watch talk, and purse talk.

Aka the problems of Mike

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Not to derail (LOL) the thread, but got another one. #ohman #notagain #blackverb

jesus christ..

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Phone number from pretty Ethiopian-ish girl (which I've conveniently forgotten to include for you weirdos) and confirmed powers from said witch.

Ok tell her your peen holds the special serum of "goo of black mamba" No, dont tell her that but do some witch talk.
_________
SO

a huge problem that I've been lying to myself about is quickly coming to fruition. She is moving to the city, and will be like an hour away instead of 15 minutes...shes stressing so bad because we arent going to be that close, and im like itll be okay but now Im kind of stressing--it just kind of sucks, but I'll make it work.

Oh, pretty sure Im buying a 335i tmrw woot

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dad with the lulz.

Omg, I honestly thought when I saw "Dad" that it was cute that you text with one of your OT Dads and then wondered which one.

Haha! Yeah, apparently my biological dad can't spell, as it was pointed out.

silvergray545 · 06-28-2016, 05:24 PM

Mike.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Mike.

youre welcome

BwoodBMW · 06-28-2016, 05:37 PM

As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.

this whole thread is real content

bimmette · 06-28-2016, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.

I absolutely do not see this happening ever.

And heavy people should stop pretending they aren't big. A bit overweight is fine but people claiming they are fit when they aren't makes me feel like they are just bullshitters in general.

silvergray545 · 06-28-2016, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

youre welcome

I took a screenshot and pulled the ninja unmatch. Not my type.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I took a screenshot and pulled the ninja unmatch. Not my type.

still, the blood is in the water, lets wait

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Holy shit! That's the first chick I've heard who rocks a Celine. Usually, the Rolex is accompanied with LV or Valentino. Heh, well done sir.

Yeah, shes a keeper

and she has yeezys and it pisses me off because Im a younger, italian version of kanye (before 808s and heart break)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

She'd love it, even if she doesn't want to admit it.

Hhahahaha Mike you're fucked.

100 starbucks cup dude.. 100!! you guys knew this..I won some damn points for that

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bruh. Teach her about watches. Pronto.

Ive been trying, but people want brand recognition aka Rolex. womp

Im selling my STOWA. buy it

Quote:

Originally Posted by F87LUV

What are the acceptable brands? Currently, I'm pining for a panerai and a hublot.

Moonphase. But when people look at your wrist they wont know a timex from a rolex (most people) so get something you love!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

They're... Ok. Better than Rolex in my opinion. Based on those two, I would say your aesthetic is a good match for Audemars Piguet or maybe a nice Vacheron Overseas. The Gen IIs have become quite reasonable. I would try not to stray too far from the stalwarts, although there are some great independents and up and coming brands. Send me a picture of ones you like and I'll make specific recommendations. The boutiques along 5th Ave are awesome. Wempe, Cellini. Stay away from Tourneau, unless you are looking at preowned and know what you are looking for and at.

Edit: ooh. Don't see the QDL preowned very often. You may like this too: http://www.exquisitetimepieces.com/p...tainless+Steel

FUCK TORNEAU they wanted to give me 250 for a 5 month old tag

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Watch talk, and purse talk.

Aka the problems of Mike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Not to derail (LOL) the thread, but got another one. #ohman #notagain #blackverb

jesus christ..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Phone number from pretty Ethiopian-ish girl (which I've conveniently forgotten to include for you weirdos) and confirmed powers from said witch.

Ok tell her your peen holds the special serum of "goo of black mamba" No, dont tell her that but do some witch talk.
_________
SO

a huge problem that I've been lying to myself about is quickly coming to fruition. She is moving to the city, and will be like an hour away instead of 15 minutes...shes stressing so bad because we arent going to be that close, and im like itll be okay but now Im kind of stressing--it just kind of sucks, but I'll make it work.

Oh, pretty sure Im buying a 335i tmrw woot

I'm sorry mike.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I'm sorry mike.

not all is lost, just stressful thinking about it.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 05:58 PM

@Mike. silvergray545

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 05:59 PM

What year 335i btw?

silvergray545 · 06-28-2016, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

@Mike. silvergray545

Good luck with this one! Talking about fuckboys right off the bat.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.

Absolutely way too much work.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Quote:

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.

I absolutely do not see this happening ever.

And heavy people should stop pretending they aren't big. A bit overweight is fine but people claiming they are fit when they aren't makes me feel like they are just bullshitters in general.

This. No excuses.

Verbiage · 06-28-2016, 06:02 PM

Oh and pics for reference.

Mike. · 06-28-2016, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

@Mike. silvergray545

hahaha!! yes!!! it intrigues them!!!

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

What year 335i btw?

http://www.rallyebmw.com/VehicleDeta...-NY/2718560323

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Good luck with this one! Talking about fuckboys right off the bat.

shes a witch, let her be

///M Power-Belgium · 06-28-2016, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh and pics for reference.

She looks good , but also kinda angry !
Watch out my friend ...

BwoodBMW · 06-28-2016, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I absolutely do not see this happening ever.

And heavy people should stop pretending they aren't big. A bit overweight is fine but people claiming they are fit when they aren't makes me feel like they are just bullshitters in general.

100% agree on your point, which should lead me in to my rant about airplane seats and luggage charges but I'll save that for another day/thread.

And thanks to your feedback I'll revise from 3% to .01% chance. I refuse to believe that no hot chick has ever paraded around on bumblinder pretending to be obese to see how people treated her.

EALm4 · 06-28-2016, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

As you know I frequent this thread only for pics and funny commentary on said pics...

So reflecting a few pages back on the ummmm.... well... how to say... "not thin" girl and the debate of whether or not to start a conversation. Doesn't 3% of you wonder if she isn't really just a total smoke-show hotty that got sick of guys ogling her for her perfect body and features? She figures she'll weed out the dick heads with large marge pics and find one of the "good guys" on there.

I know its a long shot but I could see it. If I was single it would probably be worth chatting up a fat chick on the off chance she's a 10 in disguise. Just sayin...

with that you can go back to talking about watches and I'll tune back in as soon as we have some real content.

Link to pics or post #

memory is too short

EALm4 · 06-28-2016, 07:03 PM

wtf is a "super like"? I just did it to this one girl. I better get some pussy now.

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