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      10-07-2014, 04:32 PM   #925
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Mother comic over for Christmas, quantity over quality will be my way to handle it I bet.
I prefer both...but if my budget won't allow it, I fall into the same boat, haha. Ah, the spoils of being single with no children.
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I prefer both...but if my budget won't allow it, I fall into the same boat, haha. Ah, the spoils of being single with no children.
Haha, I'm far from single, kids want a horse, mum wants an exhaust system and my brother and mother joins the fun. Someone told them we don't live in Washington dc and when I find out who it was, heads will roll.
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Haha, I'm far from single, kids want a horse, mum wants an exhaust system and my brother and mother joins the fun. Someone told them we don't live in Washington dc and when I find out who it was, heads will roll.
A moment of silence for your free spirit.
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I'll be drunk in t-minus 1 hour. Lups, I'm counting on you babe.
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I'll be drunk in t-minus 1 hour. Lups, I'm counting on you babe.
About two hours left for me. D: Wait up!
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About two hours left for me. D: Wait up!
Beer would get cold, what kind of monster are you!??!
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Beer would get cold, what kind of monster are you!??!
I understand...go on without me. I'll just have to catch up. Tonight's "Pint Night" at one of my favorite bars. $2 pints all night long. Needless to say, I'll be getting a ride home...and some wings or nachos to go.
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oh man last night was fun or so I'm told lol thanks for letting me rant !!
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I understand...go on without me. I'll just have to catch up. Tonight's "Pint Night" at one of my favorite bars. $2 pints all night long. Needless to say, I'll be getting a ride home...and some wings or nachos to go.
DAMN RIGHT. I will however, compromise (which I never do). I'll slow down my drinking...., maybe...., idk...., im thinking about it more now..., not sure if that's a good idea. I need to be witty for all these shit tests this chick is throwing at me...., I'll slow down..., maybe...., shit...., hmmm...., well... I dunno.
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DAMN RIGHT. I will however, compromise (which I never do). I'll slow down my drinking...., maybe...., idk...., im thinking about it more now..., not sure if that's a good idea. I need to be witty for all these shit tests this chick is throwing at me...., I'll slow down..., maybe...., shit...., hmmm...., well... I dunno.
Bro...go all in. Hell, I don't even know if I'll be functioning enough to be on this thread once I'm that plastered. I'm clumsy with my phone...and I'll be too busy swiping right on Tinder to pay attention to much else.
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Not sure what to do with this chick.

Giving a ton of shit tests..., wtf? She has a real job, yet acts like a teenage girl. I thought she was interesting when I was drunk at the bar, but sober...., second thoughts. I mean, technically at this point I'm not even sober and it don't make sense.

She be like..., well if I get tired of you I'll block your number. I says..., lol, I'm flattered, but hun, I'll walk my smile on in life. Don't threaten me, I CHOSE to talk to you.


.... women ARE FUCKING WEIRD. WTF. Whoever on here is married, God speed..., Goddddd speeed.
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Not sure what to do with this chick.

Giving a ton of shit tests..., wtf? She has a real job, yet acts like a teenage girl. I thought she was interesting when I was drunk at the bar, but sober...., second thoughts. I mean, technically at this point I'm not even sober and it don't make sense.

She be like..., well if I get tired of you I'll block your number. I says..., lol, I'm flattered, but hun, I'll walk my smile on in life. Don't threaten me, I CHOSE to talk to you.


.... women ARE FUCKING WEIRD. WTF. Whoever on here is married, God speed..., Goddddd speeed.
Lol and guys are so normal... You have no idea how much I avoid females just because the question always comes with their third margarita: " Lups, your friends are all male almost, how do you understand them?" then comes the expecting look like I'm the holder of all the secrets of universe, and when I answer, I get this disappointed stare like I'm holding back my knowledge just to keep them single.

Men by Lups:

1. Don't talk to them, and they never shut the fuck up.

2. Don't expect them to remember anything they promised or said, they don't and they won't.

3. Keep your own life, they'll be at work/ watching football/ doing something, and the date promised? See number two.

4. You are getting older, so stop fucking trying to change people, and accept what you can, move on if you can't, he's not doing anything for you if he doesn't want to, and then your nagging is not needed.

5. If you truly were perfect for him, you wouldn't ask for the four tips above.

6. (added because of this forum not two weeks ago) bacon. That's what he's thinking about.
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Holy shit, I'm actually here when I'm drunk for once. I feel so special.
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2. Don't expect them to remember anything they promised or said, they don't and they won't.

6. (added because of this forum not two weeks ago) bacon. That's what he's thinking about.
This is Billup. I'd talk about everything else you posted but I already forgot because I was thinking about bacon and this girl that keeps testing me.
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Holy shit, I'm actually here when I'm drunk for once. I feel so special.
You are late....







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I had two Jack and Cokes at lunch. Oh wow its raining! Should I golf this afternoon?
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This is how I would play it.
I would pretend I have low self esteem and make her think that she has all the power.
Meanwhile, start setting up for dates with other smarter/hotter/richer gals.
When you find few you like, I would dump her high ego ass to the curve faster than particle accelerator.

WAIT... She did NOT move in with you... right?




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Not sure what to do with this chick.

Giving a ton of shit tests..., wtf? She has a real job, yet acts like a teenage girl. I thought she was interesting when I was drunk at the bar, but sober...., second thoughts. I mean, technically at this point I'm not even sober and it don't make sense.

She be like..., well if I get tired of you I'll block your number. I says..., lol, I'm flattered, but hun, I'll walk my smile on in life. Don't threaten me, I CHOSE to talk to you.


.... women ARE FUCKING WEIRD. WTF. Whoever on here is married, God speed..., Goddddd speeed.
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Not sure what to do with this chick.

Giving a ton of shit tests..., wtf? She has a real job, yet acts like a teenage girl. I thought she was interesting when I was drunk at the bar, but sober...., second thoughts. I mean, technically at this point I'm not even sober and it don't make sense.

She be like..., well if I get tired of you I'll block your number. I says..., lol, I'm flattered, but hun, I'll walk my smile on in life. Don't threaten me, I CHOSE to talk to you.


.... women ARE FUCKING WEIRD. WTF. Whoever on here is married, God speed..., Goddddd speeed.
Grimlock?
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Grimlock?
No, he doesn't even chalk up the courage to make the approach...


I'm like 20 bases beyond that bullshit. I deal with crazies and hornies.
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WAIT... She did NOT move in with you... right?

Nah. After actually getting her to open up..., I can understand why she is the way she is. Not in a bad way, but she has been dealt a crummy card in life. Unless it's a lie, but I doubt it.
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Nah. After actually getting her to open up..., I can understand why she is the way she is. Not in a bad way, but she has been dealt a crummy card in life. Unless it's a lie, but I doubt it.
That is a good news. Wish you the best.
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