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I am so SICK and TIRED of driving manuals, I hope manuals go away forever:

1. I constantly have to use my left foot (I am lazy)
2. I constantly have to use my right hand (very tiring, especially after I masturbate)
3. I have to engage parking brake (side brake) every freaking time I park
4. I constantly have to think which gear is the best to save fuel or for the engine
5. I constantly have to think about not making a money shift
6. Every corner I have to worry about where/when is the best braking point.
7. Every corner it makes me want to attack
8. Every corner it makes me want to heel-and-toe

I can go on forever..