You know wearing those high heels will tilt your ovaries, and then your baby can get stuck rolled the wrong way during delivery, plus their head can get squished/elongated. Opps, too late. . .
Can't post anything on the internet that isn't true, Bonjour.
Keep her in your bed to breast feed at night. It's SO much easier to just roll over at 3:27am and drop a teat in her mouth.
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