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Originally Posted by Templar
A lady bum came up to me in the parking lot once outside the grocery store and asked for money. I asked why she needed it. She said she didn't have food and was hungry and needed money to buy some food from the grocery store.
Next to the grocery store, there was a Subway. That's where I had just left. I reached back into the passenger seat of my car and grabbed my sub and said, "Here, since you said you're hungry you surely won't turn down this delicious sub and a large sweet tea."
She said, "Uhh, well I uhh, no... No I can't take that. I uhh... I need money because, uhh, you see... it is for my kid, and uhh, my kid can't eat that sandwich." She walked away after that and hopped into a car and drove off. Didn't see a kid in the car either. I had a good chuckle after that.
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shoulda filled the sandwich up with some arsenic first.....
just sayin.....