Sopranos Fans May Like This One
A rich man and a poor man are talking to each other. The poor man says to the rich man
-"So what did you get your wife for Valentines?"
The rich man replies
- "I got her a sports car and a diamond ring"
Poor guy says
- "Oh, what did you get her both for?"
Rich man says
- "Becuase if she doesnt like the ring she can drive back to return it in her sports car and she'll still be happy."
Rich man says to the poor man
- "So what did you get your wife?"
Poor man replies
- "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
Rich guy says
- "Oh,.. what did you get her both for?"
Poor man says
- "Becuase if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f@#k herself"
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