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      02-13-2013, 06:30 PM   #26
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A rich man and a poor man are talking to each other. The poor man says to the rich man

-"So what did you get your wife for Valentines?"

The rich man replies

- "I got her a sports car and a diamond ring"

Poor guy says

- "Oh, what did you get her both for?"

Rich man says

- "Becuase if she doesnt like the ring she can drive back to return it in her sports car and she'll still be happy."

Rich man says to the poor man

- "So what did you get your wife?"

Poor man replies

- "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."

Rich guy says

- "Oh,.. what did you get her both for?"

Poor man says

- "Becuase if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f@#k herself"
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