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I'm the loudest eater in the world. Everyone tells me. Just livin' muh life, eatin' muh food, enjoying the shit out of it. Granted I chew with my mouth closed, I still chomp it down to the nitty gritty with these powerful Tyrannosaurus jaws.
Also, Americans are relatively stone age. We prefer finger food. Eating utensils are for the educated and high class.
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