08-21-2014, 10:23 AM
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Smiling Politely
Drives: Like a boss
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Whales Vagina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nkc
Chick was sitting on the couch watching a movie with me. I put my legs up (labour position) and took an overachieving fart that became a shart. I had to take my pants off right away to confirm my shart while the chick was still sitting beside me gagging and covering her nose and mouth.
That chick is now my wife and the mother of my child.
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Brave woman.
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Quote:
Some people are like slinkies...not really good for much but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs"
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