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      08-21-2014, 10:23 AM   #35
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Chick was sitting on the couch watching a movie with me. I put my legs up (labour position) and took an overachieving fart that became a shart. I had to take my pants off right away to confirm my shart while the chick was still sitting beside me gagging and covering her nose and mouth.

That chick is now my wife and the mother of my child.
Brave woman.
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