[prowheelie92]

After installing the infamous performance exhaust with carbon fiber cyba tips on my 335i I became peculiarly addicted to my vehicle. Every morning I would wake up and march gaily(happily) down the stairs, go outside, turn on my car, and stare at my exhaust in awe. A few mornings go by repeating the same process and I found my addiction growing stronger and stronger. It got so extreme that one morning I found myself fondling with my genitalia. Now of course I found this moment utterly disturbing at first so I quickly elevated my hand back into my pockets. It is as if my subconscious mind started to "feel some type of way" towards my car. Obviously this is beyond the social norm and I would not dare be caught doing something so absurd. So now I only do this morning process during the night time, where I can be obscure all by myself.

If there is anyone out there, and I mean anyone, with similar experiences please PM me and we can talk. Thanks for reading.